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MaybeBentley · 30/06/2013 09:56

Bum! Just join a thread and lock it down! So I'll start the next one.

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motherinferior · 02/07/2013 11:13

Crepeys: do you Views on jeans with polyester in the mix? I am in need of a new pair. Uniqlo's cheap but often good ones (if bought as tight as possible) have polyester in them now...

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Blackduck · 02/07/2013 11:20

Bath here, hair wash every other night (shower too grim to contemplate, but when dp has finished I'll live in the shower if only to justify the cost).

I don't do make up, ever, (I feel like a clown adn dp looks at me funny)

ds is in a tres funny mood - anyone esle got a Y5 and got any ideas? (it could be the moving on thing - he is in a mixed Y5/6 class so very aware of the changes, plus his teacher is leaving, actually, scrap that, half the staff are leaving. Apparently at least one child bursts into tears everyday at the moment..)

MI - don't like streatch in jeans, but find it hard to avoid...

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bigTillyMint · 02/07/2013 13:07

I only do stretch jeans with a belt (owing to my thunder thighs), but I don't look at the material as I just thought it would be cotton and lycraConfused

Stropps, I am Envy of your DD as my DD has organised her joint party involving a sleepover at ours for 10. And now sushi (which she and the other birthday girl will make before they go into town for dinner(Confused, but one friend is doing Ramadam so will need to eat after dark...) and it's over my (and DH's) last 2 days of term. She hasn't mentioned a cake yet.

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Stropperella · 02/07/2013 13:22

I am not liking the sound of polyester-mix jeans. I like (and indeed need) a bit of spandex to cope with my mid-life lumps and bumps, but 30% polyester in jeans sounds .. wrong. And possibly a bit hot and itchy.

Then again, is having an aversion to polyester in general just a strange type of middle-aged snobbery? I wear more viscose than I like to admit these days and no one really seems to notice. The one material that I really hate is modal. My belief is that modal was created by an evil scientist who was on a mission to make average women feel REALLY bad about themselves. It clings to bits you didn't even know you had.

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Stropperella · 02/07/2013 13:26

X-posts, BTM. Yeah, I probably shouldn't complain about dd's complete lack of interest in social things. There may be a complete sea-change by this time next year and she will organize a 16th b-day party via FB (she has a ludicrous 400 FB friends) and my house will be a smoking ruin (and all the grass in the garden will be flattened Grin ).

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motherinferior · 02/07/2013 14:58

Not that any of us ever flattened grass in our time, oh no

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MrsSchadenfreude · 02/07/2013 19:04

I grew up in the country. I flattened a lot of grass on the towpath along the river Thames.

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MrsSchadenfreude · 02/07/2013 19:07

And discovered another use for dick leaves. Blush

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MrsSchadenfreude · 02/07/2013 19:07

dock leaves, dock leaves. FFS, sausage fingers. And Freudian slip!

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alto1 · 02/07/2013 19:18

Right first time MrsS Grin

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MaybeBentley · 02/07/2013 19:44

MrsS Grin - that really made me smile, I've had a heavy day, so it is nice to have a giggle. It may be on Tuesday, but I feel the vino calling.

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Cremolafoam · 02/07/2013 22:05

Snorts @ dick leavesGrinGrin

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CointreauVersial · 02/07/2013 22:16

at dick leaves.

Had a blood test this morning; will find out next Wednesday if I'm in a state of hormonal collapse, devoid of iron or thyroid function, or just a lazy, moody cow.

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MrsSchadenfreude · 02/07/2013 22:20

My period is a week late. No premenstrual symptoms, nothing. Is this it, the Big M?

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CointreauVersial · 02/07/2013 22:30

In DC news, I had a call from the Head of Y8 today, to say that DS had been involved in an incident at school. A boy, who DS knows, but isn't close to, stole some sleeping tablets (ffs!) from his mother, and handed them around a few of the Y8 boys. DS stuck one in his pocket, but then decided to get rid of it, and gave it to another boy....who swallowed it, as did a couple of other boys. One had an allergic reaction and was rushed to hospital, and the proverbial s**t hit the fan.

DS was very shocked and upset, but was regarded as having "done the right thing" by not taking the tablet, and coming clean with the school, although we have taken him to task about a) taking part in the "distribution" and b) hanging round with such a bunch of utter muppets. The boy who brought the pills into school has been suspended.

Nightmare. I'm hoping it's a timely lesson, and not the shape of things to come.Sad

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OneLittleLady · 02/07/2013 22:35

Oh shit cointreau, that's really bad! At least DS was sensible enough not to take the tablet. As harsh as it sounds, I hope he learns a lesson from it and doesn't repeat that kind of behaviour again. It must be so worrying for you Sad

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bigTillyMint · 03/07/2013 08:03

dick leavesGrin

CV, sound like your DS tried to do the right thing. He is usually sensible-ish, isn't he?Envy
As for the hanging round with a bunch of muppets... are there any teen boys who aren't muppets at least some of the time? Or is it just my DS and his mates?!

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wilbur · 03/07/2013 08:38

Aha, you're all here, flattening grass without me. I have been getting dh and the dss to wee around the back of the garden to discourage the foxes, and there are so many nettles there, they may indeed require dick leaves... Although it looks like ds2 has been bitten by something grim and has come out in a rash, so he's off weeing duty for a while.

CV - sorry about ds's school nightmare - I think it's likely to have been a timely warning about taking things that someone gives you and hopefully a lesson learned. And agree with BTM - boys en masse are muppets much of the time. I had to have a discussion with ds1 about the phrase "rape face" which seems to being bandied about at school. They are 12 ffs, and ds1 is a very gentle soul, but even he thought it was ok to use these terms. Some of them are promoted in gaming which really makes me Angry. I have taken to reporting You Tube posts that refer to it.

On a lighter note, I have decided my summer wardrobe has too much beige in it, which is maybe why I feel meh when I look at it. And I think maybe beige is not the right colour for me anyway. I went out in dark skinnies and a fitted navy t-shirt yesterday and got several compliments, so maybe dark is better.

And welcome maybebentley - glad to have you on board. Smile

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bigTillyMint · 03/07/2013 08:44

Wilbur, I haven't heard the term rape face yetShock

And I cannot wear beige. At least, not next to my face. And I just changed a navy cardi for a bright crimson one - felt instantly more youthful!

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herbaceous · 03/07/2013 09:05

I'm on a mission to wear more colour also. Just got a bright red cardi, and have ordered some fit flop pumps in 'hibiscus'. A colour experiment safely fat from my face!

The closest my DS has got to unsavoury language was telling me a lion was going to put me in the bin lorry because I asked him to stop throwing his cereal round the kitchen this morning.

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Stropperella · 03/07/2013 09:16

CV that must have been a nasty shock. Hopefully your ds will have learnt something useful, although you never can tell with teens as to what exactly goes in..

I have a newly-15-year-old dd who is refusing to go to school today. She says she has no friends (no one has ever invited her to all sorts of parties that she sees being set up via FB), she has failed/will fail all her tests, she hates "all" the teachers and she hates and has always hated her step-father. I know this stuff is festering around under the surface all the time (hence my misgivings about her lack of a social life) but she refuses to do anything to help herself and rebuffs all my attempts to help her. She is adamant that all her woes are everyone else's fault and is requesting a new school, new home, new everything etc etc. And doing the I wish I was dead thing. I have no idea what to do. Have not yet phoned the school because I don't know what to say. She is being an utter toddler, really, but the naughty step is not an option. Ideas?

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Blackduck · 03/07/2013 09:35

Dick leaves Grin

Stropps - sorry, no idea, but sounds hard. My tearie 10 yr old sounds positively simple in comparison.

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hattymattie · 03/07/2013 10:17

Wow I go away for two days and there is a lot of catching up to do. Hello MB. Have been to London and failed to get a cocktail dress. I feel now I've no hips and no waist I just look like a man in drag in a dress Sad. My French friend got two dresses but she of course eats nothing and has a sublime figure. (She's also 5 years younger).

Saw three uni campuses with DD and liked Kings the best. She's now on her taster course in Cambridge and has gone incommunicado Hmm.

DD2 had made a quiche and salad for my return last night so am feeling very proud. Now I have to catch up on all the washing.

Mrs S - I think it's outrageous giving you bad feedback when they had screaming child in background. You should have given them some feedback yourself!

By the way - found London Underground spotless compared to Paris.

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motherinferior · 03/07/2013 10:19

Oh Stropps. And how very hard for you - it's that thing where you don't know what you can/should be fixing 'for' her...

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bigTillyMint · 03/07/2013 11:11

Stropps, my sympathies totally. DD is going through a tricky period too - will PM you.

Hatty, I told you to invite some crepey personal shoppersWink
Uni visiting sounds good - I overheard DD talking to a friend about choosing one miles awayGrin

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