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Crepes of Froth

995 replies

MaybeBentley · 30/06/2013 09:56

Bum! Just join a thread and lock it down! So I'll start the next one.

OP posts:
QueenQueenie · 17/07/2013 17:00

Oh God Mrs S, I would have ben overcome with the urge to be very rude in the face of such fuckwittery... Does everyone speak like this in proper jobs these days? Or was he just a fool?
Fingers xed for your getting the jobs and fingers xed that the director you'd be upselling to can speak proper English like what it is spoke by like proper people..

MI, How Did It Go?

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2013 17:04

I want air con at home.

motherinferior · 17/07/2013 17:08

I think it went OK but probably won't get job.

Am having standup row with DD2 over music practice. She has TWO grade exams on Monday, ffs. Grade 3 trumpet and grade 2 sax. She really needs to do some practising. Getting her to do it (as opposed to getting her to go to brass band practice, jazz band practice or 'rock band' practice - all of which she loves) is like pulling teeth. She refuses to do more than a small amount of scales. She effectively failed scales last grade exam. Her teachers blithely assure me she is terrific but she's not practising. And I feel like a ridiculous tiger mother getting her just to do five minutes of each sodding instrument...

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2013 17:11

MI, that's heavy going for your DD - 2 exams on one day. I was soooo glad when my two gave up their instruments - nagging to practice is so boring.

motherinferior · 17/07/2013 17:17

Each exam is about 12 minutes...it's hardly the big time Grin

I always swore I would not nag my children to practise. I just want her to do FIVE MINUTES on each instrument. (I have paid around £100 for her to do these exams, which may have something to do with it.) I frequently give her the option of giving up - but I would like her to do herself a bit of justice if she's going to take them anyway.

herbaceous · 17/07/2013 18:02

Tell her shell never get to okay in any shit-hot bands unless she learns her scales. And that the Beatles did 10,000 hours of practice before they made it. Tho that might put her off!

Re bug pants, verily. I have ordered some smaller versions also that aren't quite as matronly.

MrsSchadenfreude · 17/07/2013 18:32

The director was on the panel. He is a very good friend of my Groucho Friend (who put in a good word for me). But I felt it might not be politic to mention this at interview. Or to ask him if he ran up a £400 bar bill there with GF and ended the night with his tongue stuffed down his throat. Oh no. I was very dull.

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2013 18:42

No MI, but DD was a nervous wreck before hers. But then she always thinks she will fail everything Confused

MrsSGrin

herbaceous · 17/07/2013 19:44

Auto-correct just did for me in my last post. But I'm sure you all knew what I meant!

Behold, the other, smaller, pants

Cremolafoam · 17/07/2013 19:50

Herbs Grin @ bug pants.
The mind boggles......

bigTillyMint · 17/07/2013 19:55

Ah yes, they are better than the bug pantsGrin

Cremolafoam · 17/07/2013 20:03

believe it or not

QueenQueenie · 17/07/2013 20:13

So herbs have you ordered both to try on.. big pants, small pants (like good cop, bad cop)? I liked the big pants!

wilbur · 17/07/2013 21:01

Ooh, a choice of pants - QQ is right, order both and see which is best. And maybe order some of Crem's bug pants too as they are very stylish. Grin

Was chatting to another school mum this afternoon who said she and her dh were off to Scotland for a mini break and it turns out she will be staying at a hotel run by my half-sister's brother (he is her half brother actually, but they grew up together, so a proper brother really) who I have never met. Tis v complicated, but it feels a bit weird that this other mum will be going there. I would like to meet the rest of my half-sister's family, but it's not likely to happen soon due to ishoos.

herbaceous · 17/07/2013 21:33

I have indeed ordered both pant styles (ESP as they only had bug pants in a 12, which could be optimistic).

Bit annoyed. Settled down at 9 to watch the apprentice final, but it started at 8.

Oh, and do you remember my angst re who to invite to DS's birthday party? Well DS told one of the non-invitees that two other of the group were there. Eek. She's the sort to take massive umbrage, despite having had dos to which we weren't invited. I'm going to just be totally honest, and say it was all down to numbers, and we could only have two kids from the group... I feel in the wrong, even tho I'm not! My turn to be crepily assertive!

CointreauVersial · 17/07/2013 23:29

Grin at bug pants. Might be a bit itchy on the beach.

Busy busy here today getting DS's room renovation underway. We ordered a new window and carpet, expecting neither to be available until mid-August, but the window is being installed on Saturday, and the carpet on Thursday, so we have very little time to strip out the old fitted furniture, and get the room tarted up. A skip arrives on Friday, and I am already patrolling the house and garden identifying things to fill it with.

I'm chuckling at the thought of you in your birthing pool, Wilbur. But why on earth have you hung onto it?!

beachyhead · 18/07/2013 08:02

Herbs, that was one of the bikinis I tried on. The small pants have a rolly top, so you can roll them up to make them bigger Smile. Still weren't big enough for me....

First day of the holidays here - only dh working!

Stropperella · 18/07/2013 09:41

Am sitting in my loft office sniggering at my normally very proper neighbour shouting "Bug off" at the seagulls. Some numpties down the road have allowed a couple to nest on their house and now we are treated to the delights of seagull wailing at all hours.

I couldn't be arsed to put on my bikini yesterday afternoon and was just wandering around the garden in my underwear. Ds was appalled and sent me inside to get changed "because the neighbours might see". Grin Frankly, my underwear covers more than my bikini does. Anyway, as I haven't got round to cutting the hedges yet, the neighbours are unlikely to be able to see anything.

Cremolafoam · 18/07/2013 09:55

i do think clothes are optional in this weather Stropps. It was actually too hot to have breakfast outside this morning. I scurried back into the cool house and shut the blinds. Ridiculous! Now sweltering in office at work.
Talking of birds being annoying, we have acquired a disabled magpie. It has one wing and its head is on sideways. Dh has called it Igor. Its is a sad and worrying thing indeed.Hmm

motherinferior · 18/07/2013 10:35

It is definitely too hot for pants some clothes, I find, this weather. Wink

herbaceous · 18/07/2013 10:39

Oh dear. I forsee trouble ahead, on holiday with inlaws.

DP never really wanted it to happen, as spending extended periods of time with his family brings him out in a grump. They are lovely, but he's kind of moved on - first in the family to get a degree, now works in the city (not banker), shops at Waitrose, prefers artisan seedy bread to sliced white, etc. Maybe he thinks they think he thinks he's gone all posh, or something.

Anyway, MiL really wanted us all to get together for a holiday, 'just once'. Initially an all-inclusive was suggested, to prevent the sort of catering etc problems that could arise in self-catering. Somehow a self-catering, large Devon house got booked. Yesterday DP phoned the owner to find out what food would be there, towel arrangements, etc, and emailed his sister with jolly suggestions for meals out, including one on the Saturday evening when we get there, rather than having too lug lots of food there and someone having to cook a meal for 12 people, some of whom fussy children, etc... Met with a 'no, don't want to do that'. DP now all miffed that his suggestions and helpfulness 'thrown back in his face'. I rather hope this isn't the shape of things to come.

I think we'll just eat at lunchtimes, eat 'naice' ham and salad stuff in the evenings, and let the rest of them fight it out.

bigTillyMint · 18/07/2013 10:49

Envy at having the space and hedges to wander round the garden in underwear.

No Envy at holidaying with the in-laws!

herbaceous · 18/07/2013 10:56

Absolutely, BTM. If I wandered about in my scanties, at least five sets of neighbours would see. Or they would if they hadn't been blinded by the light reflecting from my white arse.

motherinferior · 18/07/2013 11:03

My mother blithely suggests a bit of a Group Holiday next year for hers and my father's 80ths. On the one hand this would be a free jolly (DP is angling for Crete Grin.) On the other hand...well, I'm sure you can guess.

Sat through DD1's swelteringly hot school play (they wrote it themselves, nuff said Grin) last night. Today she is off - just had Reports session. Her report is lovely. Says she should go far if she keeps this up. So she's vegging in front of the telly eating chocolate biscuits.

Cremolafoam · 18/07/2013 11:32

I like the idea of a family all together holiday, and have thought of gathering everyone up for my 50th birthday.
Then i started to work out the reality and have gorn right orf the idea
[ dad too hot: mum raging with dad:sister up at dawn with lively kids to 'do activities':dh hating every minute with bil and drinking too much;
me weeping.

Grim