Ok, I am now boob-obsessed.
I didn't have a tape measure so used a belt and measured it on a ruler.
I am currently wearing a 36A.
My measurements are 30.5 (UB) and 37.5 (OB).
That makes me either a 30F or a 32E, right?
How can this be?!?! I can be described as many things, but busty ain't one of them.
I've got this wrong, right? Or my post-baby pitta boobs are sagging beyond their volume?
Oh, sacred boob guru, please answer my plea!