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The CrepeVine

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MrsSchadenfreude · 13/04/2013 14:03

Grin

How did we finish the other thread so fast...? Less than a month.

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rubyrubyruby · 14/05/2013 13:08

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bigTillyMint · 14/05/2013 13:19

She's 10 years less crepey than me!

bigTillyMint · 14/05/2013 13:20

Well done ruby!

I must make a to do list for our house too!

motherinferior · 14/05/2013 13:36

I cannot face a to-do list for our house. DD2's wall is peeling Blush.

Wilbur, a cat will deal with the mice and leave the remains in the kitchen for you to step on-

hattymattie · 14/05/2013 13:51

Wilbur- ugh mice. We had some in the garage last year and it was DH's job to get rid. He used a mousetrap which seemed quite effective although he got a telling off when I found out he had put fresh parmesan on the trap for the little blighters! This year I'm concentrating on the ants which seem to have mysteriously appeared behind the coffee machine.

I will have to Google Olivia Coleman as I have no idea who she is;

QueenQueenie · 14/05/2013 14:22

Olivia Coleman is fab! Some of you must watch far less telly than me because she seems omnipresent... Peep show, rev , broadchurch...

Ruby. I feel the sealant eating has not been properly investigated. Did you like the lid absent mindedly, because you always lick the yoghurt lid... Or did you mistakenly think it WAS the yoghurt lid?? Not sure why I feel I need to know but it seems I do.

Alto, v sorry to read about your trials and tribulations. Take care.

bigTillyMint · 14/05/2013 14:44

I barely watch any telly - partly lack of time, partly omnipresent sport and partly not knowing what is worth watching!

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wilbur · 14/05/2013 16:20

MI - I would adore to have a cat, but am allergic to them. It's one of the great disappointments in my life. Will investigate CV's death-dealing mouse bait. Our house has the remnants of an old American-style forced air heating system, so I imagine we have legions of the little blighters in the pipework...

Cremolafoam · 14/05/2013 18:28

Hello all. I am back.
Wilbur invest in sticky traps forthwith.
If you can stand it that is. We have two cats and they actually bring the feckers into the house after half murdering them in the field first.

Mrs S very sorry to hear that AB is still being a King of Arses. What a knob. Dh's own AB is in the same league. This has added to the stress and anxiety he's been suffering. He's still v depressed and at home.Hmm
But slowly coming out of his shell...
I hope.
Mothers party was a triumph. I was close to tears a lot if the time- not least because of the washing up ( for 50 people) I was left to do as darling sister took her poor tired children home. Dd did a bit if waitressing but when I finally got home discovered shed been tippling all night and as such spent the whole night throwing up champagne.GrinShock
That'll learn her.GrinGrin
Apart from that I am laughing at your yogurt story Rubes. Sounds exactly like something I'd do.

Anybody watch THE FALL on bbc2 last night? I have a funny Gillian Anderson story from when the programme was being filmed here.

motherinferior · 14/05/2013 18:43

Oh I WANT to know your story! I was thinking that her glacial perfection Envy was not very Crepey, really.

Poor old DD. There are worse ways to get pissed though.

herbaceous · 14/05/2013 19:06

I also heart Olivia C, though slightly suspect a tinge of 'who? Little moi?' false modesty at the BAFTAs. Though I could just be hideously jealous. Certainly was of her frock.

I say crepeys, I have an AIBU for you. I have a very old friend, who used to live round the corner, and has moved to The North. She has twins and is a single mother. As such, she tends to take the path of least resistance, and the twins are v hard work. Every time they come to our house they trash the place, and as she sees being at another house as being a break, she doesn't attempt to mitigate the damage. DP can't stand it. We had them to stay last year, and it was exhausting.

She has asked if she can stay for the weekend at the end of the month, while she's attending a mutual friend's big birthday lunch. It would be of course correct form for me to say yes, especially as I was at hers only recently. However, we have no spare room, or indeed spare bed. Having anyone to stay would mean moving furniture around, all sleeping in the same room, etc. This wouldn't be too much of a hardship, except I'll have been in Germany all week, on tour with the choir, getting back in the evening sometime, then wanting to go to the end of the party, arranging a babysitter, etc.

DP will have been looking after DS all week, on his own, for the first time, and will need some R&R. As will I.

And, another mutual friend has also asked to stay. Just one adult, on her own. I have said she can.

I've said all the above (apart from the house-trashing bit) to twins friend, but have yet to have a reply. I'm not being unreasonable to just not want to have them this time, am I?

MrsSchadenfreude · 14/05/2013 19:09

Some success with AB. He has rewritten part of my appraisal (the rest is not yet written - this was the interim bit that was supposed to have been written up months ago), and has requested that I "revisit" my self assessment too (as it shot down in flames everything that he had said about me in the original, which was frankly, so bad that no-one would have given me a job). Anyhoo, as it's not what you know but who you know, I spent this morning emailing high powered friend to put in a good word for me with his high powered friend for another job I fancy.

Had an all day meeting today that was death by power point. Why, why, why do people put it up on the screen and then just read it out?

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bigTillyMint · 14/05/2013 19:24

Herbs, YANBU - hope she takes the hint!

Cremo, I am impressed that your DD managed to waitress all night whilst quaffing the champers - I would have been a walking disaster area!

I feel exhausted - something in the air at work - the last two days have been very demanding

beachyhead · 14/05/2013 20:01

Well done Mrs S. Sounds like a bit of 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine!' I might delay presenting my rewritten portion until you see his new words, and maybe until you see the whole thing... I had a mini victory over my idiot US colleague who actually asked my opinion! Something he has never done before! I was concerned that it was some deep rooted conspiracy to make me look an idiot, but gave a very carefully worded opinion anyway.

Herbs, yanbu at all. You have a prior guest, just retuned from a trip and a tired dh. I have a friend like this. In my family they are classified as 'drains' (as opposed to radiators!)

beachyhead · 14/05/2013 20:04

I should say, my drain friend doesn't have uncontrolled children, but a manky dog who crapped on the carpet last time!

herbaceous · 14/05/2013 20:33

I do feel bad, as she's one of my oldest friends, but I either mildly piss her off, or majorly piss DP off. DS also isn't keen, as they throw his toys around.

We do have other mutual friends she could stay with, with spare rooms, but not sure if any if them are keen!

motherinferior · 14/05/2013 20:34

Herbs, I am a tolerant type, but no, you can't. Say no.

I am knackered. I ought to be doing some work. Tuesdays always go tits-up for me at the moment as have to do complicated child ferrying of the sort I always swear I will never do Angry. I think I may go to bed and forget the work...

bigTillyMint · 14/05/2013 20:36

Herbs, blame it on your DH if she doesn't take the hint!

Think I may follow your example, MI!

Cremolafoam · 14/05/2013 20:58

Blimey Herbs say no !
It's a practical no in the end, not an emotional one. "There's no room , sorry, and I am genuinely too busy."

You have to practice at the ' no ' thing.
I am a serial Yesser to my great and regular regret.

So anyway Gillian Anderson is staying at local hotel where there's a lovely spa and pool.
One day as a special birthday treat my sister is brought by two of her best friends for a spa day at that very hotel. Tis vair posh and they are on the pink wine.
My sister sees this blond haired girl and recognises her , but can't place her. In the end she decides its someone she went to school with and waves and says hello.
' how are you, haven't seen you for years. Are living in xtown? '
Blonde lady looks at her and says ' no I'm just visiting, the spa is lovely isn't it blah blah blah,

It is not til sister gets to the changing room that her 2 friends , shrieking with laughter tell her its only Gillian Anderson Ffs!!!

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Anyway the lovely Gillian ended up having a glass of the pink wine with them in the bar of the hotel as she was on her own and glad of a few other crepeys to keep her sane.
Sister has never lived it down .

motherinferior · 14/05/2013 21:06

Ho.

Hemmm.

Geee.

Envy
herbaceous · 14/05/2013 21:11

ARF! That's the kind of embarrassment I'd do.

And another thing. DP is away 23 to 25 of May, then I leave for tour at 4AM (yes, really) on 27. Then I get back on 1 June. So we'll hardly see each other for two weeks.

Stropperella · 14/05/2013 21:49

Herbs, YADNBU. And that's a tough schedule. I hope you are taking your crepey-vits.

Crem, well done on the success of your ma's party. And sorry to hear about dd's unfortunate experience. :) I hope your dh will be feeling better soon.

My best (only) celeb embarrassment story is much more banal and oafish: when I was a rather fat theatre barmaid, I trod on Lauren Bacall's foot so heavily I squished it nearly flat. Needless to say, she wasn't awfully pleased. Blush

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