What can't you wear?

[AmberNectarine]

I cannot do:

Puffed sleeves
Florals
Ruffles

I tried on this perfectly innocuous dress yesterday and looked like a giant toddler, yet I see this kind of thing look nice on other girls all the time.

I can't be the only freak who looks like a prize knob in certain items...

Peter Pan collars (I look about 4 years old)

Halter necks (my shoulders look like a body builder's)

Double breasted jackets (they look like they are swallowing me)

Dresses that are not tailored.

Anything 'boho'

Anything A line.

Pale pastel colours.

Floaty dresses.

Flat shoes.

Cropped trousers as I have short legs
Crew neck anything - emphasises my horrible square shoulders
Anything camel coloured
Below knee skirts make me look like a granny due to aforementioned short legs (and I'm not even 30 yet)
High heels - can't walk in them

Thank you shopafrolic and to you too :)