If you HAD to get all your clothes from one shop what would be the WORST shop it could be

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And any awful links to cheer up a Sunday gratefully received

Jane Norman
And Joe Browns catalogue

Primark.

Nothing, but nothing fits me. Last time I went in most of it was being displayed on the floor. The only things I could see were so frighteningly garish I ran out in shock. And people were queuing up 30 deep to buy this stuff. Madness personified.

BHS is also too depressing. I think if you wore head to toe Bhs and ran, you could set yourself alight purely by friction.

I was going to say Damart since i went through a phase of receiving their catalogue for some unknown reason, but I've just had a look and the clothes seem quite normal now compared to those of Hammerhorror Bazaar

I was in a provincial town 10yrs ago and visited a shop owned by two old ladies. They had a childrens clothing section which proudly boasted a sign 100% nylon . They have since passed away and their nephew now sells expensive wood and metal ornaments. It was kinda cute.

Ediburgh Woollen Mill

and even Edinburgh Woollen Mill