If you HAD to get all your clothes from one shop what would be the WORST shop it could be

[cybboid]

And any awful links to cheer up a Sunday gratefully received

Jane Norman
And Joe Browns catalogue

She sounds lovely cyb. Ds is channeling george michael a la Club tropicana

Country casuals
Tie rack
Boots
Lakeland

Did it have to be a clothes shop?

Joe Fucking Browns- just hideous.

BHS.

Per Una

BHS

Next

White stuff or next

Oh definitely either Evans or BHS.

No matter which BHS link I click on, the website insists that I would also like to buy this.

I really really wouldn't.

Next. Bloody grim polyesterathon.
Debenhams. The store is where fashion goes to die.
Primark. It smells.

Link fail. this. WHY.

Joules. Never ever. Oh and Per Una - lots of it looks like it has been sicked up

Topshop. Because it makes me feel incredibly old. And fat. I'm 28. No comment about the latter.

I think it is Abercrombie and Fitch who have the most uninviting store. All dark and trendy with sofas in the doorway and a faux american heritage thing store front. It makes me feel incredibly old.

Joules probably have one or two things I like each summer but I certainly couldn't make a full wardrobe from there.

I think I fancy your son nodders

East

Next

River Island

Mango-nothing fits me

Eastex

French Conn -nothing fits me

etc etc.

Primark

Ann Summers. All itchy scratchy nasty material.

And call me old fashioned but I do like my pants to contain a gusset.

I love primark! that and George is all I can afford...

HATE
Next, M&S, BhS, most of Debenhams, Gap, Benetton,

Primark - mainly for the shopping experience, if I wanted to go to mass riot at a jumble sale I would...

For sheer nastiness of clothes somewhere like Pilot...

cyb he is upstairs hoovering! Bet you really fancy him now

Simply Be,

Hate Hate Hate

The 'Soon' range at Matalan is grimness itself. Soon what - you will die?

grim skirt of doom

Cybboid those trousers should be illegal!

The shop down the road sells "not your daughters jeans", I find this hysterical because I get my mums hand me downs when she decides she doesn't like her jeans anymore and I'm 28 lol, perhaps I need "not your mums jeans"

That House of Bruar website made me laugh like a tit. I know exactly the person it's for: sixtysomething, lives in Herefordshire, permanent catsbumface and lavender planted along the front of the grade II listed cottage.

If I had to buy all my clothes from one shop I'd want it not to be French Connection. Unless you're perma-orange, stick-thin and underage their clothes just make you look like raw hamburger stuffed into a too-small bin liner.

cattleprod your Evans comment was just smug and nasty and I will get my sister to sit on you and I'll join her.