Hagsnet - the crepey quiche

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Over here all you 40s and fading!

I was thankful I had two sons so I didn't have to compare my decaying body with that of a sprite daughter. That was until DS1 met his girlfriend who, I swear, has the face of an angel and a waist the size of my wrist.

When DS1 is home from Uni - his girlfriend practically lives with us. I offered to iron her dress as they were in a rush to go out (I just had the evening with the ironing board to keep me company) and it was like dolls size.

Help me - please !!!!!

ds his consuming youthful beauty is a constant reminder of our own decline and bodily demise but it its lovely to behold, bittersweet

decay graceful ladies, as they will too

pollyblue sounds rough, do you exercise drink lots of water?

Yay - new thread. I'm sporting Old Lady Brown hair, not completely flat colour, but with suspiciously orangey roots, where I didn't leave the colour on for long enough [D'oh]. Am trying to economise, due to having been made redundant, but the the Nice N'Easy foam stuff is not nearly as good as the John Frieda foam stuff, imo and ime. How long till I can dye it again, do you reckon?

haha I'll come out

omfg

back from weekend away

too much sun= worsening dry skin and wrinkles

bbq for breakfast and dinner every fucking day = tummy bulge

aggggghhh

bbq for breakfast?

yes corny, bbq for brekky every day for 4 days

my ring is on fire

bbq is low carb

who gets the BBQ going in the mornings? freaks

not really, since I put the meat on butties

did you have to all eat it on the patio?

oh dear

my husband fires up the bbq, it's a man thing

I eat it

it's a greed thing

I am partial to a big mac meal hangover cure I must admit. Does BBQ for breakfast have the same effect?

yeah why do men like that stuff? i nearly burnt my arm off yesterday

hey, am not saying it was 'orrid

it was bloody lovely

my stomach ain't too happy though

easy to feed the kids too

throw 'em a burger in a bun with a slice of garlic bread and mushrooms

bring 'em back to force some salad and new potaters down 'em

meals sorted

mummy and daddy get more "alone time"

hehe

sorry, back to the hag stuff, not my sex life

as you were

kerry I think we all remember how iffy your sex life was back then!

You may have mentioned it occasionally ...

Didn't do C25K today - hip STILL hurting and I don't want to risk it - I suspect it is the awfully crappy shoes I am running in - dp raised his eyebrows when I showed him what I had on my feet and put on his 'on your own head be it' look....so I guess if I am serious (am I serious?) I need to purchase a proper pair of shoes. Want to get back to it tomorrow before the momentum wears off.
Had a glass of wine with soda (dp was in agony at that - just drink the bloody soda and don't ruin the wine :) ) and ate well - asparagus (yummmm) and salad.
Felt really weird yesterday though - not enough fluids?
Sex life - what's one of them?

Midnight - @ Swedish Hasbeens

I actually have a pair of Swedish Hasbeens but can I walk in them? Can I heck.

Right. I now have a daughter (5) with chickenpox. Just as DS3 returns to school after his bout of chickenpox.

Blackduck - Go and get yourself some proper running shoes.

I don't look like A Hag, this is because I look like a hamster with their cheeks stuffed with food.

Had bread this morning.