Hagsnet - the crepey quiche

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Over here all you 40s and fading!

Welcome Daffs.

coco - I've given up and am using industrial strength Dri-clor. It works but it's a bit eeek at first. As in stingy.

Hello, I am a hag.

Mitchum deodorant does the trick...

Right I have serious motivation oldest and bestest friend sons 21st on 14 May and he is at uni in my town and we are hosting his do! OMG have to at least look reasonable and want to wear something nice

hagsnet..tis a bit harsh but also glad to know that there are others out there on the fade..as it were
it's just hard time death age shit feck all in yer face slow gradual decay
i agree about the hairdressers, staring at yourself in black for two and half hours reading celebraty tosh
i hate it more than the dentist
talking of which, dont bet on my teeth lasting the course i fear ..feck..

Agree completely with the hairdressers thing - rarely go as I really can't stand looking at myself for that length of time, sitting in front of some 25year old, tanned, blond (fake), pretty thing. I was a hairdresser myself for a few years until going to uni, so I cut it myself now most of the time.

Add me to the list, 43 and fading fast.

Deaddei take lippy and apply regualrly throughout appointment

where do you go?

Eek you lot are so talkative. I've been hunting for the new thread - mistakenly dropped into 'Sweedish Hasbeens' before realising that they are a brand of shoes and not Swedes' crepey ladies.

I haven't run today, but I did turn over an entire compost heap last night, which I figure is about the same. Plus it's great for the garden.

lol @Hasbeens

Evening hags!

A weekend of relaxation and general indulgence has done wonders for my spirit, but maybe not my waistline. Back to reality tomorrow.

Now, the sweat thing! Glad it's not just me. I'm not sure if my nose is getting more sensitive, or I'm getting whiffier as time goes by. I've primed DH to be on BO-watch and alert me if he notices a hum.

Kerry - I ate a whole large bag of Minstrels in the cinema a couple of weeks ago and came over all peculiar and wobbly - sugar rushes don't suit me anymore. Which I guess is good.

Cointreau - I'm sort of glad you think you're getting whiffier as well - inasmuch as at least it's not just me. Sorry. That's crap, isn't it?

I was good this morning.
Well, did the elyptical half an hout, then the Tracey A DVD, then sweeezed into some size 12 dresses.
So why the F did I have takeaway curry and wine in the evening?

I am so fucking thick (and old) that I have only just realised that I am gatecrashing an existing quiche. And I'm rubbish at quiches in any case. Apologies.

42 year old fading fast, clapped-out, A-grade, ocean-going old wreck here.

I swear my face has just collapsed overnight. I look in the mirror - feeling quite bright and spritely - and the lined, haggard wreckage staring back gives me The Fear. I'm morphing into my bloody mother.

And for some mad reason, just as the skin around my eyes and mouth starts wrinkling and creasing, my chin has rediscovered its 14 year old self and I've just been diagnosed by doc with acne. Just my chin. Big, hulking great red glowing zits that could light up a dance floor......

kerry :o

I'm in a quiche?

it's not really a quiche at all Hassled. Turns out that pretty much everyone on MN is over 40, overweight and haggard. Who knew?

Personally, I'm quite relieved. I once had a look at the MN Facebook page and ran screaming when I was confronted by a host of lucious locked lovelies with peachy skin. I reckon they got all their pictures from Google Images.

luscious-locked. Obv.

I like knitting.
I'm beyond help.

midnight. So true. I'm greatly comforted by that fact.