Hagsnet - the crepey quiche

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Over here all you 40s and fading!

LOL! Great thread title.

Yay! thought I was on my own for a moment there

Okay someone asked on previous thread if I did all the running bits of C25K - yes (I think that is the problem!)

Hurrah!

My spiritual home.

Puts on anti DVT flight socks

LOl at title

I had a little bank holiday nap this afternoon

I'm more faded than fading. And I use Boots Protect&Whatsit Serum every single bloody day in the vain hope that I can stop time; it's not happening.

my forehead looks like a leopard at the moment

I thought I was getting away with it. Then saw some photos of my face :(

Looking forward to eyesight fading so I won't notice...

I took the head staggers and have dyed my hair bright red

Also dyed half my bedroom, the bathroom and most of my back

corny why are you half leopard?

And coco why are you half Rihanna?

Are you still channelling Erin whatshername coco?

No I appear to have turned into Sharon Osbourne.

I have brown leopard markings on my forehead

Why aren't I losing weight? I'm going to London in July and at this rate I'll have nothing to wear.

what, like this? Slightly OTT isn't it? And I'm all for full make up

coco I keep asking my scales the same question.

coco write down what you eat and we'll mock you examine it scientifically

yes exactly like that but just on the forehead. I'll have to grow a fringe.

OR OR

use my Avon magic brown spot lightening serum

I'm eating crumbsI tell you, I'm on the verge of type 2 diabetes so have drastically changed my diet, but someone forgot to tell my fat cells

Today, sugar free weathen bread (toasted) with natural marmalade
grapefruit
black tea

wholemeal toast with peanut butter and tea

an orange.

does it work? I used fade out last year but it made me smell like the science labs in school

no bread coco!

I have to eat bread, what could I eat instead?!?

Settles in comfortably and examines crepey décolleté. Pours large gin I. The manner of the Queen Mum.