Ordinarily I like to disagree with cod's threads of this type just for the hell of it, but as a serial linen crop offender I can only hang my head and nod along. I genuinely had no idea how massive they make your arse look until I saw a from-behind holiday photo of myself that made me cry real tears.
Fortunately this year I will be hugely pregnant all through summer, so have carte blanche to look like shit in the name of comfort.