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Linen trouser aficonados. THis year is the year you RESIST

170 replies

MikeRotch · 04/04/2011 14:10

please dear god

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Fimbo · 04/04/2011 14:20

\link{http://loukiac.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thongs-galore.jpg\This is the look I hope to achieve this year}

noddyholder · 04/04/2011 14:21

love these Don't care what anyone says (fingers in ears) Grin

Fimbo · 04/04/2011 14:21

Argghh lol same link!

GwendolineMaryLacey · 04/04/2011 14:21

Apart from not eating lard obviously :o

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 04/04/2011 14:41

How could you resist. They've even created an outfit for you, with a top and jacket at the bottom of the page.

MrsCampbellBlack · 04/04/2011 14:45

I've got these in off white - lovely!

FreeButtonBee · 04/04/2011 14:48

Agreed, they are vile.

Now I do like a nice pair of wide leg heavy cotton trews in the summer. The fabric is lighter than demin but at least keeps the buttocks in check. And they don't look like a dishrag after 10 mins.

I really don't understand why people buy clothes that are so spit-thin they look like you pulled them out of the laundry basket 30 seconds ago from where they had been living under a damp towel.

EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 04/04/2011 14:52

Yes FreeButtonBee. If I've ironed I want people to know

ChippyMinton · 04/04/2011 14:53

Give "pure linen" and "drawstring a wide berth (they will give you a wide berth).
"Linen blend" + "tailored" will render the trews passable, I think, for workwear.

MikeRotch · 04/04/2011 14:58

love those ramona loafers

out of stock

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tethersend · 04/04/2011 15:07

I have fat legs and manage not to wear linen trousers. Ever. They would make Brigitte Bardot look frumpy.

Now, if we could just ban leggings too...

mylovelymonster · 04/04/2011 15:22

This is very very funny and great pics!
Also very pre-judgey. I'm guessing last summer left you lot with PTS (post-linen-trouser traumatic stress).
I have a pair of black linen 3/4 trousers, a pair of full-length bum-tastic sage green Jigsaw trousers I'm hoping to squeeeeze back into, 3 pairs of 3/4 length GAP chinos, and 2 pairs of the most gorgeous white cropped jeans that I will be wearing proudly with bright red toe-nails & flip-flops (and invisible well-fitting knickers underneath). I am lucky. I have a little bum, slim calves & ankles, and a full-length mirror.

MikeRotch · 04/04/2011 15:25

My best ever ever summer trs are a much admired pair of (get this)) marks white jeans. They should be monstrous. They are brilliant.

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EvenLessNarkyPuffin · 04/04/2011 15:29

[faints]

noddyholder · 04/04/2011 16:00

Gotta love white jeans I have a zara pair which I LOVE!

AlistairSim · 04/04/2011 16:05

"They are brilliant."

Only in your head.

noddyholder · 04/04/2011 16:06

They do look good with a small bum and thighs otherwise I agree NO!!!!

franke · 04/04/2011 16:09

Haha. I purchased a pair of cheaptastic black linen drawstrings in Sainsburys when I was in the UK last week. I was dead chuffed. Grin

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notwavingjustironing · 04/04/2011 16:11

"They are brilliant"

Only in your head.

Comedy genius

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 04/04/2011 16:17

A good pair of heavy weight, well cut linen trousers can look great. It's about getting the right pair for you.

disclaimer: The trousers have to be full length and have a waistband with a button and zip - not elastic.

You'll never get me out of my Birki's though.

MikeRotch · 04/04/2011 16:18

they are strangely short of body and soft of cotton
me and nod love a white jean but we have ossom legs

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Sonnet · 04/04/2011 16:20

what are ossom legs!!!!
I need to know in case i have them Wink

MikeRotch · 04/04/2011 16:20

profers a leg for inspection

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MikeRotch · 04/04/2011 16:21

thats proffer isnt it

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controlpantsandgladrags · 04/04/2011 16:36

Good grief you lot are mean!! Am I allowed to wear linen trousers if my top is long enough to cover my arse?