Linen trouser aficonados. THis year is the year you RESIST

[MikeRotch]

please dear god

I can't see the elfin and boobless link

That is a very cute dress, however with my boobage I would look like Hattie Jaques.

oh god she's on about her knockers again

I likethese

(that was to nodders) I have no idea about mylovelymonsters hooters

nod and i both afflicted :(

look at these monstrosities thank fuck I can't afford to shop there

Do you think that "Elfin and Boobless" could be a new topic - you know, a bit like Style and Beauty but without either?

Also the sister topic "Elephantine and Boobful" ?

i aint elfin

I didn't mention my boobs actually but know they would look shocking in that dress. It might suit you cyb

I would love to be elfin and boobless and just thrown on a racing back vest and chinos and look all french and chic sadly never to be.Boobs are hard work

how are you all so familiar with each other's boobage?

roar @ brora. you can get those in h&m for a tenner. big arsed sloanes do love an overpriced linen trouser

Boobs! BOOBS!?

Try having an arse the size of The Ark Royal and squeezing it into skinny freekin cargoes

I like those Mango shorts

Because corny cod and noders are always bragging complaining about how ENORMOUS their rack is

Those M and S linen trousers with their belt, are truly ghastly. Not a fan of linen trousers myself, though have seen a few people who manage to look elegant in them. Like cropped trousers when it's hot but don't have fat legs (just the rest of me) nor do i wear them in pale blue or beige.

I have told you before I love a big bum you need one for some clothes quit whingeing

yeah me too, I always kid myself I look like Audrey Hepburn, when the true story is somewhat nearer to Audrey from Coronation Street.

I've solved the problem by never looking in the mirror.

It is impossible to look elegant in linen trews for longer than 5 minutes, or until you sit down.

IMPOSSIBLE

big arsed sloanes

depends if big arse is flat or not.

nodders you ahve clearly not seen my arse

I might post a pic on my profile

flat arse is worse than a round one

what about wide

Where do we stand on wide