what item of clothing do you look a TWAT in?

[withagoat]

( and how)
me polonecks ( inverted funnel)
long straight skirts ( amish)

Anything loose and flowing - I am short and look like I am wearing a sack. Oh and collarless shirts.

Anything with even a slightly high neck makes my norks look cartoon huge. Anything too floral or girly somehow makes me look very butch and not at all girly

ruffles

i look like am dressing up.
and son2 says " dresses just dont suit you mum"

thanks for that mate

UGG boots. They make me look about 4' tall and the same wide.

Dresses and leggings. I want to wear them, but I look ridiculous - about 5.

anything with a collar

any sort of gym clothing

trainers

Maxi skirts (frumpola).
Carrot jeans (the worst shape for my body ever).
Liberty prints - unflattering librarian look.
Anything sack-like.
Also tempted to add, anything viscose, polyester, acrylic.

Any 'good' clothes. I look and feel like PermaTwat.

yes florals are shit here too

clogs, uggs and all things floral.

High heels, look like a 5 year old playing dressing up

Anything yellow
Tunics
Ruffles
Loose fitting tops

sorry - forgot the 'how'

collars - no neck and broad shoulders, great for the builder look

gym stuff - it's SSOOOO obvious i don't wear them very often

trainers - i feel like a twat in white shoes.

All recieved wisdom insists that cropped jackets are the last word in flattering for my body shape.

So how come I look like a dapper little twat in them then?

Just saw the how Clogs and uggs make my legs look stumpy and florals make me look like an old lady draped in a taplecloth.

i tried on some skinny coloured jeans yesterday, it wasn't my finest sartorial hour.

long skirts rarely look good on anyone non willowy and past mid 20's

That long jumper and leggings look - tried it once and two people asked me when I was due (was not pregnant!).

3/4 leggings. I don't have the slimmest legs anyway, but with those they looked like two tiny plump sausages. So bad it was funny.

WIDE LEG trousers.
look like i might be dancing the hornpipe

waterfall cardigans

i can't accessorize without feeling a twat, you know little neck scarfs , long beads etc

i love wide leg trews!

Long beeds
am TERRIFIED of looking like a early 80s French teacher when they hook around one tit and no ones says, just STARES willing it to drop off the tit

beads surely

#hitsself

spaghetti strapped tops

look like bulgarian shot putter*

(*note to most of the rest of woman kind., you dont look that hot in them either)