Ladies do be careful if you are entering Marks and Spencer

[Themumsnot]

I was almost blinded today.
Boots have a half-price sunglasses offer on if you really have to go past Per Una.

Cheerful yank you won't be able to carry a Teddy as you will be carrying the dog. Little dogs in outfits never walk. You could however dress the dog as. Teddy as it is Halloween

But at least the brora one is natural fibres. Imagine the static electricity from the per una one

Is it really that bad?

LessNarkyPuffin - me too!

Do like the colours in the dress though! Love those blues and greens. I think the giveaway is that she says she is a size 24 and Per Una don't make size 24! Should have picked up on that. I was a bit slow.

MIL is 73 and she buys Per Una. I have bought one item. A waterfall jersey cardigan (another MN no-no!).

That monstrosity is 100% polyester. Just ewww. Imagine the sweat that would build up n that!

I was just having a little larklet.

I am actually a 22 and my kaftan is in reds and yellows to match my hair! Imagine flames licking lusciously and lasciviously about my amplitude as I set the town on fire of a Wednesday, getting the shopping for my natty neighbour.

Oscillating Hully (sans kaftan, sadly)

like this Hully?

No.

Do you think I have no taste?

What a ghastly top Twiggy has on in latest M and S ads and online front page. She does look pretty miserable in it, though!

This is per una lady here

Just add a small dog and she fits the bill for me

Here you go Hully. Just the thing for when you're on holiday, just hanging around the hotel.

I had a manager once (fake blonde, fake tan, WAG nails) who proudly told us that she got all her outfits from Per Una - and it's true. All her cardigans had ruffles and crocheted snot flowers all over them. Hideous

Dillie Hully, you can wear one of these my dear if you get a bit chilly sitting near hotels in Italy.

I suppose that you are all going to be rude about me on my nudist holiday next.

This is what Dillie does when they don't pay up.

Hully,
Can I recommend morrocan oil for your hair.
It will return it's lustre and you can then fling it around when you dance.

my eyes!!!

Sorry Hully.

I too would like to see you dance, particularly when you're wearing your swirly blue green M&S dress

It is a sight to behold and no mistake. My natty neighbour says he has never seen the like! And he's been about a bit.

Is this neighbour called hustler by any chance

No, his name is Alphonse du Flagellant.

His close friends call him Tiger.

I understand why you like the aquatic feel now. You obviously spend a lot of time around the docks.

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Tiger does actually look startlingly like that, but he prefers rose to white as it suits his skin tone more.