Mums on holiday trips to large cities

[FluffyMummy123]

please avoid
ankle flappers and mum boots
dressing as if you are scaling everest
wearing a ricksack with strap done over your chest

thast all so far

i know this thread will end happily.

matching family cagoules

OH yes cagoules all bought at same time

i'm gonna say... gilet.

how fecking dare you! someone might have a medical condition that requires them to bootcut trews

there were a LOT of flat arses yesterday.
I fear the Flat arse.
I fear its Inevitable

Have you just been on the London Underground, by any chance?

We stayed at the Hilton Kensington a few weeks ago. As we waited for the lift we were joined by another couple and I knew instantly they were foreign. Him: lurid green straight leg chino-type trousers with high waist and a tan jacket. Her: bouffant hair, winter white padded jacket and matching trousers, orange face. Tasteful

LOl at DB

Crocs for all the family.

What are ankle flappers and mum boots?

No, no, please do wear such items, as it makes me look all the more stylish!

(What are ankle flappers anyway?

and put some make up

Oh, I like a good gilet, Aitch. Very versatile.

i know no such fear, i have always had a flat backside. [apple]

Jeans that aren't long enough

it's a BODYWARMER.

Much as I detest matching family cagoules, such families somehow manage to make me feel inferior. I think it must go back to something I witnessed as a child.

any form of 'technical' clothing

biscuits in tupperware ( i am guilty of this)

god you TAKE food?
am decadent with urban snackage

Well, I don't call it a gilet. That would be poncy.

My mum has windproof trousers that she wears when it is really cold. Even into town.

Or indeed your handbag worn across you - you might as well wear a sign saying "I'm a tourist"

i dont wear GILLETS as i look a nob in them
like a kids drawing of a person.

I used to dress terribly when on holiday, then I had an epiphany...we take most photographs when on holiday and these are the pictures that will define you in years to come. With that in mind, I now dress better when on holiday than when I'm at home

I had a short detour through town yesterday and spotted a family wearing matching beige pedal-pushers (don't know what the modern phrase for it is) and blue anoraks. It was 4 degrees and pissing it down and they all thought the best way to clothe themselves was with pedal-pushers???

looking like you are going to a wedding is also a mistake

my mum is a big fan of the fleece gilet but she is in her 70's so i forgive her