Mums on holiday trips to large cities

[FluffyMummy123]

please avoid
ankle flappers and mum boots
dressing as if you are scaling everest
wearing a ricksack with strap done over your chest

thast all so far

I wear wellies in Paris. Smart women wear them in NY too.

Maybe you need to get a new image then?

I have mahoosive calves, if I lose any weight I get smaller boobs and skinny arms but still can't fit into normal-width boots.

bella
I do. I am on a diet to get into my summer clothes.

or
( here is another thing that is vair petty)
BIG women with SMALl jewellery. or wedidng etc rings that are TOO SMALL
scale UP ladies

Bonsoir
But not muddy green Hunters, I bet.

stinky feet

Trills, you have mumboots? I don't believe you. Bin them this minute. I am old enough to be your mum and even I don't possess a pair.

change your jewellery
at least sometimes
ditto clean

Cod
I was soundly berated for trading up my engagement ring last year. Still glad I did it though.

Maybe you province-dwellers don't know this, but it does sometimes rain in cities too . Wellies save your other footwear from getting ruined, especially in a life where you are on foot rather than in a car and your footwear gets very heavy wear and needs to be fashionable and expensive.

HTH

no i mean the size

NO NO NO not on a rainy day
utterly dry
people in wellies

When I was at univesity we all wore them with long jeans over for going out. Seriously. Girls in strappy sandals and skirts were tarts.

Well, I have definately crept towards 'mumsiness' from my studenty days but will never be called 'flat-bum', not with my j-lo style bum

I have green and silver Hunters. That I after every sortie , before putting them back in my coat cupboard.

yy i hear you TA
but that was then

That I wash after...

short sleeved jackets

just no

especially in pastels

Bin them Trills, you are not at uni now.

I fear nowt can be done viz a viz flat arses

NOW i know why they sell those bizaare booty pants

and yes yes and trice yes to bras

I know, it's 10 years later, but what if they come back in another 10 years? My feet won't change size.

lol at " our duty is your booty"

My mum bought me a short sleeved denim jacket.

Why would anyone wear that?

Which brings us to: Top to toe denim.