Step-Parents Wine Drinking Club

[cobbledtogether]

It seems the logical move.

DSD sends over 800 texts one month on the phone we pay for OH acting like an arse Weekend plans changed at last minute Cook dinner, then OH cooks something else as they 'just fancy xxxxx'

glug, glug, glug, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't care about wine. I had the hangover from hell on Sunday which made me seriously think about giving up drinking completely.

I was after the biscuit.

I am also going to tell them you bottlefed your children before weaning them onto heinz tins and fruitshoots when they were 2 months old. Then you will be finished on mumsnet. Cue evil stepmother laugh, ha, ha, ha.

noooo, don't tell my secrets!

Here, have the whole packet of choccy biccies I'd hid in the back of the breadbin!

sound of very happy munching and a calmer reddaisy

Moahahahahhaahaha

You may have my biscuits, but you can't stop me feeding my DSD Greggs sausage rolls!

See, my evil stepmother ways know no bounds.

Dammit. Thwarted by wicked stepmother again. I'm going to get my own, very well trained flying monkeys and set them on you.

Oooh, wouldn't it be good if we did actually get flying monkeys as standard when we become stepmothers? A great wedding/moving in gift I think!

Dear Santa,

Please can you get me some flying monkeys, a magic mirror and a poisoned fruit basket.

Fank you

Baby Heave

p.s. If you couldn't give a flying monkey, I would settle for a magic spinning wheel.

I noted the comment - I always thought that 'ignore' meant 'do not pay any attention to'. I am enlightened. I now know that 'ignore' means 'read and then refer to on another thread'.

I removed the one barbed comment I made yesterday as I didn't want people to pile in here when interest was at its peak. However today is another day, as the old phrase goes.

So, I've been thinking of what we could use instead of BM. If its accuracy people want you can't go wrong with DHR or DPR (Darling Husband/partners reject).

Morning.

I didn't sleep well last night altough I tried to have an early night. Been thinking of Harrassed and wondering how she is.

Safe to say I'm glad yesterday is well and truly dead.

Mj I read your posts yesterday and took a lot from what you wrote. Your posts stood out from the majority of replies on there as someone who knew what they were talking about. The problem is that when you are faced with people who won't see the bigger picture as they don't have to deal with that reality and the "I've not read the thread, but I think you are wrong" brigade, there is not much you can do.

I think that often SMs take the fall for bad behaviour on the parts of the BPs. I saw this in the 'Mad Stepmother' thread where posters talked about how their step mother stopped their dad from seeing them. How? If I'd have tried to stop DH from seeing DSD he a) would tell me to sod off and b) would never have married me. The fact is that its easier to blame the SM for being controlling than accept that Dad is a selfish wanker.

I am not saying that all DSMs are angels and all BPs are sinners, just that the DSMs take a disproportionate amount of crap for what happens in the families, but hey - I'm not telling you anything you all don't already know.

Thinking of you all today...now I really need to get back to work before I get my ass kicked!!

Morning to all you wicked step mothers!! Just trying to catch up on this thread, I think I'm reading it wrong and got mixed up about flying fruit baskets and poisonous monkeys???

Hope you all manage to have a good day (despite being wicked, evil and horrible) !!!

can I have a scream please ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!

Strange, pegs, we seem to be here for the same reason.

You can always scream here - anything in particular you need to scream about?

Actually ,it's not DH or any of the girls- it's just the horrid , hypocritical attitudes towards us here on MN- I find it

MJ You are full of sense as always

I'm so glad I have got you girls on here