The cyst I have longed for all my life has finally appeared! It's on my inside wrist and getting bigger. I'm desperate to puncture it and squeeze the jelly stuff out but I looked up ganglions on inner wrists and they are usually right next to an artery.
So now it's just mocking me.
Husband has offered to whack it with a complete works of Charles Dickens but I'm still holding out for that jelly!