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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
TracyKNixon · 23/07/2015 18:16

Rich Twix!

ilovemovies · 23/07/2015 18:16

Norty Hobnob

hillkat · 23/07/2015 18:23

Joker Nob

claireblaney123 · 23/07/2015 18:24

Cool hard x

juliebissett72 · 23/07/2015 18:26

Cool Jaffa

goose1964 · 23/07/2015 18:30

DJ Bourbon

VikingLady · 23/07/2015 18:30

Vicious Gingernut

Not sure it really works!

paulaburnside · 23/07/2015 18:31

Lil Hob nob

muminthecity · 23/07/2015 18:37

DJ Dodger - sounds like a character from a modern day adaptation of Oliver Twist Grin

DD was voted in as school counsellor last year - the first thing she did in her new role was to complain about the fact that boys were allowed to play football at lunchtime every day whereas girls were only given one day a week. She complained loudly and in writing to both the PE teacher and the head teacher and won Grin. Girls are now allowed to play football whenever they want to. I thought that was pretty badass and I backed her all the way.

JulesJules · 23/07/2015 18:41

Mine are

X Noir
Trouble Noir

who sound like femme fatales in a b&w 40s crime film Grin

glennamy · 23/07/2015 18:42

Ace Cookie Smile

Juzza12 · 23/07/2015 18:45

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solfleur · 23/07/2015 18:45

Joker serious

tia3456 · 23/07/2015 18:46

Lil Roll

MadameJosephine · 23/07/2015 18:47

Joker cookie

cathwarbur · 23/07/2015 18:47

Lil cool

Tkw2014 · 23/07/2015 18:49

Wicked Dodger! He is 3 and often tries to 'sing' nursery rhymes in silly voices and tones while showing off groovy moves!

steveyh · 23/07/2015 18:50

Prince Whirl

troutyjo · 23/07/2015 18:51

Trouble Teacakes x

Dontforgetyourbrolly · 23/07/2015 18:53

Joker pink wafer Confused

FawcettSA · 23/07/2015 18:55

Original Dodger

jodiecrossley1 · 23/07/2015 18:56

hard oreo!

Cerealchanger · 23/07/2015 18:57

Wicked cookie and lil digestive

I would be lil cream

MaxyG · 23/07/2015 19:01

Haha brilliant, my daughter would be Lil'Cream!

Lisamalone1 · 23/07/2015 19:04

Ace crunch