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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
CollatalieSisters · 23/07/2015 19:05

Baby Shortbread. Hmm. That doesn't sound very badass!

nlbrophy · 23/07/2015 19:05

Fresh Ahoy

Pirate???? I think he'd approve.

galaxygirl1 · 23/07/2015 19:09

Original Cracker

Orangeisthenewbanana · 23/07/2015 19:09

Zero Oreo Grin

Works quite well actually!

Behooven · 23/07/2015 19:10

Ace Florentine

Really suits him actually. Just for fun dh is Serious Trio, I'm Lil Snap Grin

janeyf1 · 23/07/2015 19:12

Cool Tam

ninamotylinski · 23/07/2015 19:15

Gangster Garibaldi!

iklboo · 23/07/2015 19:15

Baby Oreo. Sounds like a pretty funky name.

clare3840 · 23/07/2015 19:16

Ice easy

anita1965 · 23/07/2015 19:20

DJ Fig Roll

Alidoll · 23/07/2015 19:21

King Cookie

kungfupidge · 23/07/2015 19:22

hard cake !!!!!!!!!!!! hahah and dj cake lol :)

TheyGotTheMustardOut · 23/07/2015 19:23

Well, DJ Cream and Hard Cream aren't that badass but they have their moments. Tonight they told me I didn't need to in the lounge with them because they wanted to make a mess without me seeing! Every toy was put into a Toy Story tent and tunnel, every single toy.

midnightvelvetPart2 · 23/07/2015 19:23

Grin Easy Cream Grin

Sounds a bit Carry On...

ds2 is MC Cream Smile sounds like piles ointment to me Smile

RedRoseMummy · 23/07/2015 19:24

Easy Oreo! :D

AlienBurrito · 23/07/2015 19:24

Wicked Florentine!

renas · 23/07/2015 19:25

Rich custard cream

CAOCAO · 23/07/2015 19:25

Rich Viennese

Roraima · 23/07/2015 19:25

Norty-Gangsta Lil

Blu · 23/07/2015 19:28

HollyBen dodgy indeed - but not as bad as 'Hard Nob'.

Who thought this up?

cuppawithbiccies · 23/07/2015 19:28

trouble cookie

Chococroc · 23/07/2015 19:29

Cool Cream

ButterflyOfFreedom · 23/07/2015 19:29

Norty (Hob)nob

kierie · 23/07/2015 19:31

Baby dodger

abigailflo7 · 23/07/2015 19:34

Ace dodger