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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
glmcall123 · 06/08/2015 10:44

Ace Dodger & Easy Wafer.

jamielmdjs · 06/08/2015 10:57

Ace ToffeePop

sue55 · 06/08/2015 11:15

Norty Shortbread

evatrelfa · 06/08/2015 11:25

Mc Wafer :) hehe

Badgerwife · 06/08/2015 11:32

I have an Easy Leibniz (DD1 - 4yrs old) and a Lil Pretzel (DD2 - 2 yrs old)

Both of them enjoy moshing and head-banging to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor at very loud volume and have a good grasp of 'heavy metal screaming voice' when it comes to joining in on 'Floooooor'! I'm not sure they look particularly badass doing it, but they give it a very good shot Grin

chelington · 06/08/2015 11:35

Trouble Oreo

kirstycooper01 · 06/08/2015 12:23

Baby Bourbon ! hehe

tishist · 06/08/2015 12:35

MC Milk

UnicornsPooFairyLights · 06/08/2015 13:17

Trouble Dodger :)

VickyRsuperstar · 06/08/2015 13:30

Lil Cookie (or Lil-Rich Cookie as she is Lily-Rose)
Ace Cookie
Ice Cookie
Zero Cookie
Serious Cookie
DJ Cookie
Ace Cookie
Ace Cookie
Fresh Cookie

My kids names from youngest to oldest. I'm pretty impressed!

Badass - hmm! The funniest for me was when the 2 of the kids overheard the classic "I like Big butts" by Sir Mixalot and they continued singing it - so there they were in the back of the car rapping away very seriously saying "I like big butts and I cannot lie...big butts, big butts!" and then giggling away to themselves! Highly innappropriate, but so funny to watch and luckily they forgot the song pretty quick afterwards!

aligiraffe · 06/08/2015 13:34

Norty Chocolate Digestive

angiesandhu1 · 06/08/2015 13:47

King Digestive

mamof3boys · 06/08/2015 14:28

Original Dodger - I think that's quite a good one!

curlymasters · 06/08/2015 14:33

Ace Hobnobs

aussiegeckogirl · 06/08/2015 14:41

Ace Tea

snare · 06/08/2015 14:42

Ace Rich Tea!

lexie2piper · 06/08/2015 14:44

Miss Ice Cream lol!

lisa71ish · 06/08/2015 15:00

cool cream.

toniuk · 06/08/2015 15:01

hard mc

pegasus78 · 06/08/2015 15:50

Ace cookie!

hannahlw85 · 06/08/2015 18:22

Serious Nob. Some of these 'Gangster' names are waaay out there!

lucyhac · 06/08/2015 18:50

Gansta baby

handbar · 06/08/2015 18:58

Serious Garibaldi

piggypoo · 06/08/2015 19:54

Serious Bourbon

nanoobaku · 06/08/2015 19:58

Norty Jaffa