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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
GatoradeMeBitch · 23/07/2015 16:27

Serious Bourbon

AuntieMaggie · 23/07/2015 16:32

Fresh Finger Blush

CordeliaScott · 23/07/2015 16:40

Ice (Jam and) Cream Hmm Not too sure that's a rapper's name...

RueDeWakening · 23/07/2015 16:43

MC Bourbon (2yo)

I can see that working... Grin

Back up gang:
Hard Jaffa (8yo, sounds better than Hard Cake!)
Easy Cream (5yo)

colouringinagain · 23/07/2015 16:46

MC Baby for my Ds (who is not impressed! )

Gunpowder · 23/07/2015 16:47

Love the video. Grin

Princess Kitkat

MimsyBorogroves · 23/07/2015 16:47

Lil digestive
Fresh digestive

Yo.

colouringinagain · 23/07/2015 16:49

Rich Cool for dd who's a bit more impressed!

MerryPops · 23/07/2015 16:59

Ace Cream, very gangsta! At 17 months he has got the pout and arms crossed down perfectly. I'm just waiting for the imitation finger wagging from me!

ShatnersBassoon · 23/07/2015 17:00

Baby Abernethy. He won't be headlining T in the Park.

insanityscatching · 23/07/2015 17:02

Lil (lemon) puff for dd and Joker Macaroon for ds.

SoupDragon · 23/07/2015 17:02

Serious Gangsta Hmm Why am I not surprised?

SoupDragon · 23/07/2015 17:03

Wrong method. I used the initial of her biscuit. Serious Ginger(breadman)

CopperPan · 23/07/2015 17:14

Trouble Roll. Hmm.

sharond101 · 23/07/2015 17:18

Loops mines is Baby Nob!!!

Treadlightly · 23/07/2015 17:32

Ice bourbon and serious bourbon ;)
I would be norty bourbon :)

andywedge · 23/07/2015 17:32

DJ Hard

ThemisA · 23/07/2015 17:33

ACE Hob Nob

hiddenmichelle · 23/07/2015 17:34

Serious Oreo

maggieriordan · 23/07/2015 17:34

Ace Brownie

GetTheFudgeOutOfRodge · 23/07/2015 17:36

Ice Cream (Custard Cream)
Oh dear.

beeelaine · 23/07/2015 17:41

MC shortbread

Ganne · 23/07/2015 17:43

MC Nice

OhHolyFuck · 23/07/2015 17:44

Original dodger or Rich wafer?!

Oldbiddywilkins · 23/07/2015 17:44

King Garibaldi and Cool Garibaldi