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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

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TeaPleaseLouise · 23/07/2015 13:33

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WendyTorrance · 23/07/2015 13:40

Lil Party Rings Confused

ASorcererIsAWizardSquared · 23/07/2015 13:40

Trouble Cream and Ice Cookie

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 23/07/2015 13:44

DJ Jammy Dodger.

On the first day of year 2 he vehemently defended the rights of boys to have pink lunchboxes. No one has ever mentioned it since Grin

Flingingmelon · 23/07/2015 13:48

Hmm...I think DJ X Eton Mess Cookies from M&S might be a bit long...

X Mess from M&S?

X Mess is right Grin

Teladi · 23/07/2015 14:03

Hard Wheel.

innit

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 23/07/2015 14:07

Norty Dodger - sounds almost Dickensian for d1!
and
Princess Viscount - liking the gender neutrality of that one for d2!

iwantavuvezela · 23/07/2015 14:15

fresh ginger

lightgreenglass · 23/07/2015 14:27

DS2 - Fresh Nob Grin
DS1 - Ace Digestive

DS1 gave me a renedition of Mr Dinosaur this week and fact, Mr dinosaur can't catch him. At the moment DS2 is able to projectile vomit at any given moment - badass indeed.

mapmyface · 23/07/2015 14:53

Mc ginger
Rich ginger
Norty ginger

babster · 23/07/2015 15:09

DJ Hobnob.

When a boy at school used 'gay' as an insult, ds replied, 'Well you're stupid because there's nothing wrong with being gay'. High five to the DJ!

lpbarton · 23/07/2015 15:12

Hard bourbon!

sticklebrickstickle · 23/07/2015 15:13

Easy Nut

Bearsinmotion · 23/07/2015 15:13

Ice shortbread :)

saintlyjimjams · 23/07/2015 15:15

Ace Creams

Joker Jaffa

Lil Nob

(used their favourite biscuits)

saintlyjimjams · 23/07/2015 15:15

Lil Nob isn't great really is it? Confused

OnMyShoulders · 23/07/2015 15:27

Princess Cookie. Doesn't sound particularly badass. Grin

AvaAmulet · 23/07/2015 15:32

Ace Shortcake Confused

Mummyofonesofar · 23/07/2015 15:36

Lil Hobnob / Lil Nob Hmm

dannydyerismydad · 23/07/2015 15:44

DJ (party) Ring

RatOnnaStick · 23/07/2015 15:54

I give you Serious Party and his brother DJ Custard.

Thats going to be their nicknames from now on.

CheeseEMouse · 23/07/2015 16:01

Ace Cookie.

I don't think my child is destined to become a rapper with a name like that!

Catsgowoof · 23/07/2015 16:06

Fresh Fly (I never remember the name of them so we always cal them squashed fly biscuits)

odi1 · 23/07/2015 16:06

Ice Cookie Smile

Belmo · 23/07/2015 16:25

Fresh Hobnob