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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
nerysw · 31/07/2015 16:36

Gangsta Hobnob - not bad!

LouisaJF · 31/07/2015 17:45

I've got Baby Bourbon and Original Nice!

GardeningWithDynamite · 31/07/2015 18:43

Joker Club and his sister Cool (Kit) Kat here.

Joker Club has had his first paddle in the sea today.

It was cold.

Cool Kat is so tough she went swimming in it.

HelenSw4les · 31/07/2015 19:29

Ace Dodger

MyFirstMyLastMyEverythingBagel · 31/07/2015 19:44

Lil wafer

chrissie66 · 31/07/2015 20:29

Hard Cookie

ToysRLuv · 31/07/2015 20:35

Ace Kat... hmmm.

SouthWestmom · 31/07/2015 21:06

Lil penguin
Fresh penguin
Mc penguin
Baby penguin
Mc taxi

itsnothingoriginal · 31/07/2015 22:04

Ace Wafer

Lil Wafer

Not sure either one sounds very hard Grin

alittleegglayonaleaf · 31/07/2015 22:05

Serious amaretti

Fresh snaps

Whyisitsodifficult · 31/07/2015 22:13

Lil Nob! Maybe I should change that to Lil hobnob!

Uzma01 · 31/07/2015 22:24

DS1: Young Jaffa
DD: Rich Jammie Dodger
DS2: Joker Milk (he's only 3 weeks old - so not on solids!)

bluebunny · 01/08/2015 00:14

Easy Cake

scabbycat · 01/08/2015 01:30

Prince Florentine.

Sounds like a Disney character.

whiteagle · 01/08/2015 04:35

Fresh Jaffa !

I am forever being seranaded in my house - only problem is that my kids always miss hear the lyrics. Not very bad ass, but very cute, as invariably it is a much more innocent retelling!

BathshebaDarkstone · 01/08/2015 08:25

I have:
Easy Cream
Serious Cream
King Cream
and
Wicked Cream! Grin

Usernamesarehard · 01/08/2015 10:17

Wicked Oreo Confused

Rigbyroo · 01/08/2015 11:28

Rich roll and serious milk ha!
Dd (3) is seriously badass, it's the sass and the looks she gives! She's perfected the eye roll and tells me to stop being a shouty little grown up at her!

DurhamDurham · 01/08/2015 13:43

Ace Cool and Cool King. They are girls and these aren't very feminine rapper names are they Grin

Anononooo · 01/08/2015 14:16

MC Snowball

If that counts as a biscuit.....

kaftanlady · 01/08/2015 16:02

Original Tea

Cool Biscuit

Reastie · 01/08/2015 18:09

Ace cookie

GothicRainbow · 01/08/2015 18:37

Hard Bourbon

Bostin · 01/08/2015 21:18

King Dodger and Hard Wafer

zatuns · 01/08/2015 22:32

Serious Bourbon inda howse !!!!!!!!!!! Serious is serious and sensible and hasn't really had a badass moment!! hoping it's not going to come all at once in her teens ,yikes!!