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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
dorsetsgem · 30/07/2015 16:20

i have ' original coconut cream' , 'joker custard cream' and 'baby custard cream'

marymanc · 30/07/2015 16:49

MC Trouble. Ideal....

My son likes singing the Minions songs at the moment and cries the 'words' out loud.

MamaMummyMum · 30/07/2015 18:19

my 3 year old = Lil Custard

my 7 year old = Fresh Bourbon

my 5 year old = Gangsta Wafer

librarypictures · 30/07/2015 18:52

Cool (Grandma Wild's Oat) Biscuit

Don't think Snoop (or whatever he is called now) has anything to worry about!

TelephoneIgnoringMachine · 30/07/2015 19:07

Princess Hobnob.

Not exactly badass (she's 3) but a few weeks ago she stood on some soggy breakfast cereal. DH tried to pick it out from between her toes & her look of utter disgust made me laugh. She looked at me disdainfully.
"Mummy stop laughing!"
I am still laughing...
"Mummy stop laughing!"
Still laughing...
"It's not funny!"
DH & I were absolutely crying by this point.
"You're supposed to help me."
She had a point.

lynniep · 30/07/2015 19:18

norty (chocolate) fingers
joker bourbon

funkyfish586 · 30/07/2015 19:21

Easy Malted ;)

mumsbe · 30/07/2015 19:51

Joker original

My daughter is not too impressed with hers I think she thinks I have lost the plot!

IHadADreamOnce · 30/07/2015 20:44

Joker bourbon and gangsta pop

clareken260 · 30/07/2015 21:12

Serious Cool and Serious DJ

clareken260 · 30/07/2015 21:14

Try again

7 yr old Serious Digestive
4 yr old Serious Cream

CathnAndrew · 30/07/2015 21:28

Baby Bourbon

MyNameIsInigoMontoya · 30/07/2015 22:12

Ace Florentine here...

smithsurvey14 · 30/07/2015 23:26

Joker Gingernut (DS 5)
Ace Gingernut (DD 15)

My DS made me cringe Blush this week when his playgroup leader said she was shopping that night and would buy him some reward stickers as he did not like the one she had offered him. In response to my "What do you say?" (obviously expecting "thank you") he turned round, stared at her and shouted "Make sure they are car ones!"
In case you were wondering she did buy some car stickers after 4 hours of searching.

LinkDat · 31/07/2015 06:12

Vicious Cookie

Constantsarechanging · 31/07/2015 08:16

Always from the Fox biscuits selection

Lil Crunch - is always busting a move and showing you her 'new dance' in a way only 2 1/2 year olds can

Ice Melts - wouldn't let ice melt as she's a big fan of crunching it!

Lent1l · 31/07/2015 08:26

Easy TimTam, for both my girls. Sounds like a group name anyway.

mumsbe · 31/07/2015 08:49

Oh I did it wrong there is always one
My daughter 7 would be
Joker oreo
And my son 2
Ace cream
My daughter likes this one better

Beeswax2017 · 31/07/2015 08:55

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Bellebella · 31/07/2015 09:13

MC Cookie

mummyrunnerbean · 31/07/2015 10:08

Rich Cookie

postitnotes · 31/07/2015 11:30

DJ Hobnob

And Ace Garibaldi (using DH's).

Not v badass!

CathyGlynn · 31/07/2015 13:44

Gangsta Milk doesn't sound as mischievous as she is. She once licked all the chocolate of my digestives and put them back in the packet.

AmnesiaSocks · 31/07/2015 14:42

Trouble Toffee Pop!

Hopezibah · 31/07/2015 16:20

I've got a TROUBLE ROLL (fave biscuit is Fig Rolls)