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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
gk6277 · 02/08/2015 00:38

Rich Shortie ?

eandh · 02/08/2015 06:47

EASY GARABALDI- dd1 bless her this is the child that follows every rule, never likes to centre of attention and would probably get herself into a anxious mess at the thought of being badass ????

hARD CREAM -dd2 sounds a little wrong but she is hard as nails and has a very tough skin! This is the second born child who thinks rules are there to be tested not followed (including quizzing my boss about why he was at work as I jokingly said he looked liked Father Christmas and she was then convinced he was FC and grilled him for 5 minutes about when he starts making the toys and why did he have a 2nd job! To be fair he played along and she left convinced he def was the main man... She now can't come and see me at work in the month of December as it'll give the game away!

marmitebear · 02/08/2015 10:23

Princess Jammy Dodger!

TartanTrousers · 02/08/2015 10:27

Original Lotus

tinam1 · 02/08/2015 12:38

MC Tea

originalusernamefail · 02/08/2015 13:56

Trouble Dodger......sounds about right for DS Grin

carole1002 · 02/08/2015 14:25

Lil Hobnob x

Bubbles2002 · 02/08/2015 15:34

Baby Custard Cream

Marty673 · 02/08/2015 16:18

Fresh Garibaldi and Ace Cookie Grin

SuzCG · 02/08/2015 17:23

Trouble Cookie or Easy Cookie

Onepot · 02/08/2015 17:56

Ace dodger
Fresh club

ahbollocks · 02/08/2015 18:39

Joker DJ

Grin

She's only 2.5 but she teaches me her interpretation of music video choreography and claps and shouts THAT'S IT MUMMY when im doing well but shakes her head when I do it wrong.

I literally have no idea where she has copied it from.

wobblywindows · 02/08/2015 19:54

Zero Garibaldi

melmoo · 02/08/2015 20:40

MC Cream. She'll like that.

jakeyboyo · 02/08/2015 20:59

Fresh Penguin

rachaellouise2 · 02/08/2015 21:35

Easy Nut

Merrilymerrilymerrily · 02/08/2015 22:01

Trouble Tam

arat · 02/08/2015 22:25

Easy Hobnob

Clairemike21 · 02/08/2015 23:48

Ice Fresh

ThreeSpike · 03/08/2015 02:02

Ace Crunch

DinosaursRoar · 03/08/2015 08:32

Lil Ginger

babymumbles · 03/08/2015 10:52

Serious cream

BabyKiwi1 · 03/08/2015 11:09

MC Tam

He's only three months old so has not had much of a chance yet - but he flirted with the bridesmaids at our friends' wedding last week and stayed up on the dance floor till the end of the night

ustupidwoman · 03/08/2015 11:30

Trouble Oreo - well they got the first bit right!!!

chrissie82 · 03/08/2015 12:00

Serious Jaffa