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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
PlainHunting · 29/07/2015 11:00

Wicked Oreo

Tortiepops · 29/07/2015 11:04

King Chip

GloGirl · 29/07/2015 12:17

Serious Penguin!! Some of these are so dodgy Grin

bloodyteenagers · 29/07/2015 12:40

Ace Oreo
Fresh Oreo
Mc Oreo
Young cookie dough
Norty chocolate chip
King chocolate chip

Used their favourites with their first name and names they use (two prefer their middle names)

mynellie · 29/07/2015 13:52

dj lil wicked

SmileAndNod · 29/07/2015 14:19

Original Cream
Fresh Milk
King Bourbon

DC using their favourite biscuits

robbo86otm · 29/07/2015 15:56

Gangster Garibaldi

redheadandgoingtobed · 29/07/2015 17:31

King Dodger

maureen3733 · 29/07/2015 19:34

RICH CHOC CHIP

WeeMadArthur · 29/07/2015 20:13

Joker bourbon

Pmliu · 29/07/2015 21:50

Serious Cream

Kem99 · 29/07/2015 21:56

Serious TeaCake for DS
&
King KitKat for DD

foolserrand · 29/07/2015 22:01

In order of appearance, we have: Joker Cookie, Fresh Shortbread and Trouble Dodger.

I'm pretty sure dcs 2&3 should be swapped!

VelmaD · 29/07/2015 22:46

Gangsta Cookie for DS1

VelmaD · 29/07/2015 22:47

and Easy Custard Cream for DS2 :-)

pillowaddict · 29/07/2015 23:11

Serious Jimmy (because in my family we call jammy dodgers jammy jimmys! )
She will often start to sing a song and if I - or anyone joins in- stop them to inform "it's me now" and sing it again from the start with a beatific smile and eyes half closed as though she's on the x factor!

LaceyLee · 30/07/2015 08:21

Fresh shortbread... Doesn't sound much like a rapper!

pixelwife · 30/07/2015 08:38

Joker Cream

jenniwren12 · 30/07/2015 10:07

original dodger :-)

sadiewoohoo · 30/07/2015 11:07

Serious Wafer

hydra234 · 30/07/2015 11:38

MC Nob

Byrdie · 30/07/2015 11:43

Easy cream

CatthiefKeith · 30/07/2015 13:33

Ace Ring for poor DD Grin

ATrueNerd · 30/07/2015 13:47

Baby Dodger

Easy Whirl

ha2el · 30/07/2015 14:43

Joker Double Choc Chip