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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
annandale · 25/07/2015 18:42

Joker Garibaldi.

That really doesn't sound like a rapper, more like someone doing a cover version of Shaddap You Face.

BornToFolk · 25/07/2015 18:54

Hard Cream Confused Not the best rapper name ever!

MarkingMyPlace9 · 25/07/2015 19:19

MC Bourbon

kimnews · 25/07/2015 19:45

Original Gold

shivbrown · 25/07/2015 19:59

Joker Rich Tea

gdr1104 · 25/07/2015 20:11

joker hobnob

Mummageddon · 25/07/2015 20:20

Original Roll

clarem100 · 25/07/2015 20:40

Ace Bourbon

elpth · 25/07/2015 20:49

Ice Club and her brother Serious Hobnob

Twinkie1 · 25/07/2015 21:15

MC Milk
Hard Milk

Twinkie1 · 25/07/2015 21:15

And Ace Milk

ozbird1 · 25/07/2015 22:16

Baby Dodger !!!!

fuctifino · 25/07/2015 22:19

Gangsta Puff (as in lemon puff)

beckyinman · 25/07/2015 22:22

Serious Hob

lottietiger · 25/07/2015 22:28

Easy Cream.. Sounds a bit soft to be a rappers name!!

steppemum · 25/07/2015 22:28

I have 3 kids:

Ice Oreo

Lil Stroop (short for stroopwafel - dutch biscuits)

MC Pink (short for pink wafers)

Eirin · 25/07/2015 22:31

Ace Tea and Lil Jaffa!!!

Rummikub · 25/07/2015 22:57

Serious bourbons!

crazydaisyuk · 25/07/2015 23:04

Serious Lotus.. :D

He always acts out the part of the doctor in "monkeys jumping on the bed" nursery rhyme with a very serious (see above..lol) angry expression, frowning and a warning finger in the air - yes, it has to be seen for the full experience.. :D

bluebump · 25/07/2015 23:24

Trouble Oreo!

skapur · 26/07/2015 07:10

Lil Ginger

BabyStone · 26/07/2015 10:15

Baby Bourbon or Baby Cookie.DS loves biscuits, will eat any biscuit especially if they have chocolate in them!

Pixi2 · 26/07/2015 10:27

Fresh Bourbon and Easy 'gestive here (chocolate digestives only allowed though). Although if they were to form a duo it would be - fresh and easy cookies - more like a baking programme which is appropriate for my DC as they are waiting to tgbbo to start! (Have we missed it?)

badgermum · 26/07/2015 10:46

Ace Dodger

caliali · 26/07/2015 12:30

Ace Cool :)