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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
johnroot · 25/07/2015 00:08

Trouble Dodger

Lweji · 25/07/2015 00:13

DJ Oreo

GillianY1 · 25/07/2015 00:59

Lil Jaffa

MrRichTea · 25/07/2015 01:03

Zero Jammie Dodger :)

mamato3luvleys · 25/07/2015 02:29

King club
Lil club
Rich club

tompob · 25/07/2015 06:22

hahaha mc Joker well they got that right for sure

SaltySeaBird · 25/07/2015 06:58

Gangsta Fingers

Not sure about that one? At three she is definitely showing a rebellious side. I asked her yesterday why she had unravelled and stuffed a whole loo roll down the toilet and she said "because I can Mummy, because I can".

My DH also told her off for something ...

DH "you have to stop"
DD "why?"
DH "Because Daddy says no"
DD "You're kidding me"
DH "no, I've said no"
DD "well I say yes "

muddledsheep · 25/07/2015 07:18

Rich dodger ????

risey1983 · 25/07/2015 08:51

Hard Gangsta

mave · 25/07/2015 08:52

Serious gingernut
King gingernut!!

Indil · 25/07/2015 10:51

Cool Puff. Mmm, I love a lemon puff.
Dd loved 'got to dance'. When she's not in princess ballerina mode she does sassy breakdancing and street dance type moves with plenty of attitude. (Well as much as an untrained 4 year old can.) I can see the name working.

*Wanders off to hunt for biscuits.

mylittlel · 25/07/2015 11:32

Lil bread

leccybill · 25/07/2015 11:34

Baby Garibaldi.

Hmm. Don't think she'll be engaging much in the thuglife with that gentle moniker.

freedomofspeech · 25/07/2015 11:34

King bourbon

TheImprobableGirl · 25/07/2015 13:14

Ice nob Hmm

serendipity1980 · 25/07/2015 13:21

Cool Cool, she's into a lot of foot stomping at the moment (she's 5!)

phoenixrose314 · 25/07/2015 14:04

Fresh Bourbon

Grin
Mistyblue01 · 25/07/2015 14:13

Gangsta Cookie - cool

Cintacmrs123 · 25/07/2015 14:17

Ace Cream

glasgowlass · 25/07/2015 14:57

Serious Garibaldi
Ace Garibaldi

stance · 25/07/2015 16:00

Hmm, it's either Hard Fork or Joker Fork. Gotta get up to date with my biscuits... Mind, Joker Lemon ain't bad.

DS is not so badass, except perhaps as per Ryan Gosling, in dealing calmly with an out-of-control bully!

BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 25/07/2015 16:09

Fresh bourbon

lionheart · 25/07/2015 17:04

Easy Fig Roll and Cool Garibaldi. Smile

sm2012 · 25/07/2015 17:11

Fresh Digestive and Serious Digestive!

cocochips · 25/07/2015 18:19

Ace DJ