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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
Unsurechicken · 26/07/2015 13:04

Rich biscuit!

trukevoli · 26/07/2015 13:12

Lil Baby

WhyIRayLiotta · 26/07/2015 13:24

Ace dodger Grin

He was badass when his grandad was babysitting. He phoned me to say Ace was misbehaving and wouldn't do anything he said. I said - count to five - he'll do anything. I never even get to 3. So 'Ace - put on your shoes... 1, 2, 3... Good boy'

Grandad tried it and got 'Ace go up the stairs - 1, 2 ' ...
Then he was interrupted with Ace saying: '3, 4, 5 - so what you gonna do now big man'

Made us laugh Grin

UnicornFart · 26/07/2015 13:30

Wicked Dodger!

jelleng · 26/07/2015 13:32

Hard Crunch

lcroberts9 · 26/07/2015 13:33

MC JAFFA CAKE!!

Marg2k8 · 26/07/2015 13:53

Easy Dodger

mjmooseface · 26/07/2015 14:36

Ace Bourbon... lol

My son is non-verbal but has one hell of an expressive face... which he uses to pull disbelieving faces at me when I start singing to him! :') Cracks me up everytime!

shoebedo434 · 26/07/2015 16:30

Lil Tea

Liquorice13 · 26/07/2015 16:49

DJ Joker

Kem99 · 26/07/2015 17:04

Serious Teacake for DS
&
King Rocky DD

ItsNotOkay · 26/07/2015 17:18

My boys are:
Ace Viscount
Joker Club
Trouble Kat

sunniest · 26/07/2015 17:46

Baby Macaroon

sileas451 · 26/07/2015 18:34

MC Jammy Dodger! I like it.

sallyst123 · 26/07/2015 20:43

Ace wicked!

(That's if pink wafers are counted as a biscuit!)

roundandroundthehouses · 26/07/2015 20:47

Easy Tea, and King Nob (poor dd2!).

ILiveOnABuildsite · 26/07/2015 20:51

Joker Bourbon and Serious Dodger (using mine and dh's favourite biscuits)

ChampagneShowers · 26/07/2015 20:57

MC Party Rings

sputnicki63 · 26/07/2015 20:58

Joker Gingernut Grin

stefalfie11 · 26/07/2015 21:01

Princess Jaffa

Fletch049 · 26/07/2015 21:14

hard baby,

Should be super soft baby

rainbow1976 · 26/07/2015 21:23

MC Milk

Fizzyplonk · 26/07/2015 21:43

Norty Gsngsta
Fresh Gsngsta

Fizzyplonk · 26/07/2015 21:45

Oops
Norty Ginger
Fresh Ginger

InQuiteAPickle · 26/07/2015 22:09

My 2 would be Ice Tea and Cool Tea or if I used my other favourite Ice Shortie and Cool Shortie. Grin