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The British Red Cross want you to figure out your child’s rapper name using our formula - £300 voucher to be won! NOW CLOSED

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MichelleMumsnet · 23/07/2015 11:18

The British Red Cross would like Mumsnetters to use our baby rapper name formula to come up with your child’s rapper name.

Here’s what the British Red Cross say, “Our rapping toddlers show everyone how simple first aid is and encourage parents to get their first aid ‘rapped up’ by downloading our free baby and child first aid app. Now you can find your child’s rap name and win a great prize.”

Now follow the formula below to figure out your DC’s rapper name….
Your DC’s rapper name = Use your child’s first initial to decipher the first word using our alphabet below + your favourite biscuit*

*If your favourite biscuit consists of 2+ words, just use the last word (e.g. Chocolate Digestive = Digestive)

A = Ace
B = Baby
C = Cool
D = DJ
E = Easy
F = Fresh
G = Gangsta
H = Hard
I = Ice
J = Joker
K = King
L = Lil
M = MC
N = Norty
O = Original
P = Prince/Princess
Q = Queen
R = Rich
S = Serious
T = Trouble
U = Underground
V = Vicious
W = Wicked
X = ‘X’
Y = Young
Z = Zero

Post below with your child’s rapper name and be in with a chance to win a £300 John Lewis voucher!

Keeping in line with the theme we’d also love to hear a story of when your DC was particularly badass. Maybe they gave someone a piece of their mind exactly when they needed to be put in their place, or perhaps they gave you a hard core rendition of a song they had learnt at school? Whatever it is, we’d love to hear about it!

Thanks
MNHQ

OP posts:
SassyOlaf · 24/07/2015 18:03

DJ Custard

adarkwhisperinthewoodwasheard · 24/07/2015 18:14

Hard cream - sounds more like a porno Confused

joanf · 24/07/2015 18:21

MC Nut
Hard Nut

shydaylily · 24/07/2015 19:09

Hard roll

PinPon · 24/07/2015 19:12

Ice Tea - sounds cool and refreshing!

StandUnderMyUmbrella · 24/07/2015 19:27

Easy Ginger Snap! xx

marshgirl · 24/07/2015 20:04

MC Hard

Nottheshrinkingcapgrandpa · 24/07/2015 20:06

Rich Hobnob!

CK12232 · 24/07/2015 20:33

MC Gold Bar

milliemoon · 24/07/2015 20:35

Baby digestive

MrsAukerman · 24/07/2015 21:00

MC cookie

bluebubblerose · 24/07/2015 21:13

baby cookie

Twine88 · 24/07/2015 21:25

Gangsta milk

emiai · 24/07/2015 21:31

Hard dodger.. sounds scary but tough :p

Janbru · 24/07/2015 21:34

Trouble Queen - quite accurate :)

DorothyBastard · 24/07/2015 21:42

Easy Out

kittykomp · 24/07/2015 21:42

Joker Bourbon

K3rry · 24/07/2015 21:52

Mine is hard cake lol!

Lariflete · 24/07/2015 22:02

Lil Club and Trouble Oreo (mine and DH's biscuits Grin )

Lariflete · 24/07/2015 22:05

Lil Club, was behind someone in Primark when she had just started talking, the woman was being obnoxious to the assistant and DD just very clearly said (in her loudest voice natch) 'RUDE'
Very appropriate and very difficult to tell her off!

toodles60 · 24/07/2015 22:27

vicious Bourbon

Vals2402 · 24/07/2015 22:37

Ice Cream, lol and Wicked Cookie

becks213 · 24/07/2015 23:19

Serious Garibaldi - so funny! My daughter calling some random man Boris in a supermarket was a bit badass when he was saying hello to her, as he didn't look very impressed!

cluckyhen · 24/07/2015 23:29

Wicked Rich lol

johnroot · 25/07/2015 00:06

Rich Rich Tea