Starlight! you had that baby yet?

[DameHermione]

Ducks and runs...........

Baby's turned back to back!

He ain't ever coming I tell ya!

2old, are you also in the fanny-fingering industry?

DH says he's going to blow up the pool tonight but I don't believe him!

Get down on your hands and needs and crawl around a bit star, baby might turn back. It worked when Dd3 turned to breech at 37 weeks. She ended up back to back but you never know your lo might spin back around.

Getting on your hands and knees gives them maximum space to move.

Good luck

Yes nearly as old as Call The Midwife brigade

Zen, 16 days

Yes, SW London. Never in a million years thought I'd live here, but here I am!!!

Hi star, I'm in SW London too and often see the parakeets in our pear tree! Also thought it was a hallucination in the beginning! good luck with the birth when it finally comes :)

I'm also in SW London but I haven't seen any parakeets! I'll be looking out for them from now on though :D

:o

Blimey! We have a pool!

We also have a NOT back to back baby again (I so do not believe that it is 1/5 engaged with all the spinning)!

I can also reach my cervix - just!

Might even read th TENS machine instructions at some point too.

School run

Still with us then?

I have an INSET day today so won't be back til after school, but I'll be checking in...

Hi Justa, yes.

How gory do you want it?

Any waterproof iPad cases out there?

Morning Star! Hope the school run wasnt to hectic!

Here most of the day today so come on now shake that booty!

I just tried eviction with a McDs breakfast!

Nothing!

Going to wander the shops. Might buy a toy for the baby and stuff it in my knickers - you know, a bit of ABA!

Are you still hanging in there Starlight?

Oh bloody Nora Star!!!
I've just read through 7pages of posts on this thread (was away last week), smugly thinking that by page 7 - mini star would be out!! But oh no, here you are going to soft play, nipping to the shops and using the beach ball to win favours from the bank. I've also not seen one mention of the Scientology birthing method I recommended in one if your other threads - whereby you have no pain relief (including g&a) and make absolutely no noise - I can almost hear you clap your hands in excited anticipation of this approach
I think you're being very inconsiderate, not only are you keep us waiting but the LA who are most likely to be diligently following this thread.
I don't care if your cervix is on a beach in the hawaii supping a cocktail and generally living it up - you give it a serious talking to and tell it to get its arse in gear. You might also want to have that chat with mini-star something along the lines of how would he feel if Santa was late by about a week or two should do the trick! If not then I'm afraid your going have to smoke him out.......
Now let's get cracking ..... And remember not a sound

Lol frizz

Fraud so sparkle

Just bought the baby a couple of vests as realised didn't have any clean and not actually located baby clothes storage bag yet.

We're now a month away from our rough camping trip in the Lakes so trying to figure out logistics of that. Please tell me 3 car seats will fit in a peugot estate, that we won't have to stop at EVERY service station and I will have figured out how to keep hygienic whilst still probably bleeding!?