Starlight! you had that baby yet?

[DameHermione]

Ducks and runs...........

Well done on sorting the bank thing, great use of, er ... available resources.

Glad your mw managed to pull rank and get hold of your scan.

Well, I'm obviously hopeless at predictions, given that according to me you would have given birth half an hour ago. That is, unless that's where you've been since 5.38?

My prediction was the 10th. You have until tomorrow. Get a move on!

Nooooo monday lol

unless.....................you have not reported in for a while...........

Hmm that's what I was thinking coff33. Last checked in at 5.38 pm, plenty of time to have delivered no 3 by now methinks.

Star - you do know you are absolutely not allowed to disappear off into rl until after this baby arrived don't you. The suspense is killing us!

Just leave the sorting out to dh and come and update the thread.

Its just plain rude I think

I mean........a laptop on her lap whilst doing the do wouldnt hurt lol.

It would need a waterproof cover though coff33 - well if they managed to get the pool filled in time anyway.

Moose the laptop could have a raft lol

What sort of labour thread is this if Star keeps on going off doing non-MN things?

Baby didn't come at my prediction!

Oh well.

Perhaps I'm not even pg.

No, it's just a beach ball stuffed up your jumper!

Wind?

It's obviously all in my head. I'm being unnecessarily needy and no-one sees what I see, least of all a baby!!!!!

My birthing pool is unnecessary over-provision, as is my doula!

No NHS professional has recommended a doula or a pool, or a homebirth. Obviously expecting gold standard provision for a condition I am making up!

Yes, you should accept that all you need is adequate provision to give birth to your beach all.

Beach ball, bloody iPad.

Could you possibly wait for about another 26 weeks, i might need you

Yes. I suppose we could just, you know,restart my dates from conception as my notes aren't entirely up to date given the move and all.

Your notes are 'out of date' and your 'time limits' are well off, stop with the delay tactics!

My collie had a phantom pg once........................

Seriously star I think you will have to start looking into going private.

Actually Star i would like your address, so i can buy you something for the baby as a little thank you for all the help you have given me over the years, if thats ok? (i wont be offended, if you do not like to give your address) but i would really like to send you something.

For once however, I'm resisting early intervention!!!!

claw That is really kind of you although I'm a tad . I get as much out of MN as anybody and you help others as much as anybody. But I don't mind you having my address (if I can remember it........).

That's just you Star thinking you know more than professionals! Why they studied for years what's your knowledge and experience in comparison? Look ok you've done it before but why stay at home where you are happy and comfortable when you could be on a hospital bed with drips and all sorts of stuff just in case you over run their deadlines ?