We'll be offline for a few minutes tonight

[YetMoreTech]

There will be a short period where Mumsnet is off the air tonight (Wednesday). Hopefully it won't be for more than a few minutes so there shouldn't be any need to, y'know, talk to your partners or anything.

does anyone know where the condoms are?

omg roughly what time I'll try and pretend that I wanted to talk to dh rather than being forced to (actually he is out 6.30pm to 8.30pm!)

What if you don't have a partner ??

Riven, pass the valium please.

we'll blame you if in 9 months time there are loads of 'I think I may be pregnant' style threads....

Lol morningpaper

what time.no seriously what time????

Shouldn't you pin this one to the top of active convos?

LucyJones - I'd hope most people would realise a bit sooner than 9 months time.

lol lucy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You can't, what about us? When will this happen? What time exactly? How long will you be down?

Is there anyone who can come over and hold me?

lol

good point

lol yes

"I've put on 4 stone, my period stopped 9 months ago and my stomach REALLY HURTS. WTF?"

And why? What are you going to do?

You're not changing anything are you?

can you make it around 7pm as I am away from MN then to do dd1's bedtime story

rofl morningpaper.

"How long will you be down?"

I beg your pardon?

I sense you're avoiding Hecate's question YetMoreTech . Trying to deflect us with smut (it'll probably work, too).

[shrug]

But only because I am Out tonight

hopes that BigTech might be lurking and observes the deft use of shrug here

ah.... smut.... fanny-tastic....

what was the question again?

i want a refund

is it coz you is been going so slow lately?

DH is going out tonight ..I thought oooh lovely, I'll mnet (like I do anything different the rest of the week)...down...arghh!!!