MNHQ — The Late Arrival
Duck: “Professor, we have a new witness.”
Grokbottom: “What has she observed?”
Duck: “Only the original post.”
Director: “Then how does she know what's happening?”
Duck: “She's just discovered the rest of the thread.”
Grokbottom: “And her assessment?”
Duck: “Awkward. Wants it stopped.”
Director: “The discussion?”
Duck: “Possibly.”
Director: “The sketches?”
Duck: “Possibly.”
Director: “The courtroom?”
Duck: “She hasn't been told about the courtroom yet.”
The Director looks towards the door.
Director: “Someone warn her.”
Duck: “Too late. She's in Exhibit 49.”
Megifer looks at the audience.
Megifer: “I only came here to discuss declaring AI posts.”
Grokbottom: “And now you're appearing in an AI-assisted sketch about declaring AI posts.”
Megifer: “Someone please make it stop.”
Director: “That's what the last witness said.”
Duck: “She's still here.”
The curtain falls.
Someone in the audience asks whether the curtain was AI-generated.