Are all the moderators on leave today?

[AssassinsEyebrow]

Some fairly vile posts flying around today and it's notable that reports of these are not being read.

What a stupid question! Why don't you mind your own business you nincompoop.

(Just testing to see if anyone's around)

I love that you went straight in with the really harsh insults. Nincompoop? Shocking language! Are you a PBP?

I don't think I'd ever seen nincompoop written down until this post! Thanks!

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Perhaps the racist incels have infiltrated mumsnet HQ and that's why reports are being ignored!

And come call me a nincompoop to my face you lily-livered stock fish!

Golly gosh, I hope I never get on your wrong side

You keep your nose out you wazzock

You've lived a sheltered life you little nitwit

Bet you wouldn't be brave enough to say that IRL, you twerp!

God you're all cotton headed ninimuggins!!

Ninimuggins? Do you speak to your mother that way?

I love this thread, you scallywags 😆

Oooh, now then... did you mean to be so rude?

Yes...would you like some pearls to clutch?

Well you're a... a... poohead...

I've really missed 'wassock'. I've been trying to reintroduce it, but keep forgetting.

Oh don't be such a berk.

Goodness, a trigger warning would have been nice for all this obscenity!!

No, they make my neck go all red and itchy!

Shut the front door.

Wazzock only has full force if prefixed with “daft” or “dopey”. Nobbers 🙄

That's a You problem I'm afraid

I can only hear Wazzock said in the voice of Pat from Ghosts!

I love this thread, and I promise I do get the joke. But there’s a little tiny part of me that feels uncomfortable reading you all being so “rude” to each other 😮

Now that's all I can hear 😆