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It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 14/12/2021 15:38

We don’t want a lot for Christmas…
There is just one thing we need,
We don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree,
We just want you to change your name,
Join in our jolly festive game,
Make our wish come truuueeeeeeeee….
All we want for Christmas is yooooooooooooooooouuuu (to change your name) baby!

Seasons greetings, festive frolickers and welcome to the 2021 Christmas name change competition! It’s time to go into the attic and dust off your Christmas names for the chance to win some tat prizes!

To enter: change your username to a festive play on your usual MN name. Post on this thread under your new name and let us know your old username. We’ll shortlist the best ones on 22nd December and put them to a MNHQ-wide vote on Christmas Eve, when we’ll announce the winner.

Good luck, everyone! Xmas Grin

It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!
OP posts:
crazyjinglist · 16/12/2021 18:37

I've never done a seasonal name change before! I'm usually lazylinguist.

Prettybaublesonmytree · 16/12/2021 18:41

Damn it why is it still misspelt?

Prettybaublesonmytree · 16/12/2021 18:42

Ah there we go!

For the third and final time: was prettybubblesintheair now Prettybaublesonmytree

mincepiesandroastpotatoes · 16/12/2021 18:49

Mine was easy!
I'm usually minceandpotatoes

PeaceONoeuf · 16/12/2021 18:50

Batshittery thank you. Love all these name changes.

GiddyUpJingleHorse · 16/12/2021 18:52

From my favourite song. Before this I was ChristmasTree999 (no I hadn’t changed it since last Xmas! Blush )

CelebrateAndDreamofNewYear · 16/12/2021 19:46

Whimsically...my original name (CelebrateAndDream) with my 'add on' is rather apt...as I've just tested positive and will be isolating over Christmas 🤦‍♀️

2021 has been tough!! I lost my sister (aged 42) and my dad, and now I will end my crappy year spending Christmas by myself, which sucks, as I haven't seen my children and grandchildren since the summer 🤦‍♀️

2022 has GOT to be better, right? 🤞🤞

IWannaWishYouANutNutsChristmas · 16/12/2021 20:03

@BendicksBittermints4Breakfast

Did Bendicks do an advent calendar?!

I'm sure they do but the pieces would be very small, breakfast needs to be substantial.

Forgot to say I used to be JudgeJ

Quite right. Grin
SwtPeasOnEarth · 16/12/2021 20:33

@CelebrateAndDreamofNewYear

I am so sorry for the loss of your Dsis and Ddad...you've had a horrible, horrible year and now you've tested positive for covid! I can imagine that it is so overwhelming. And then not being able to spend Christmas with your DC and Dgc. Yes, 2022 HAS to be better!

WhatsUpDrWhoChristmasSpecial · 16/12/2021 21:23

Well, it wouldn't be Christmas without a Doctor Who special!

Usually WhatsUpDoctor

TheCatsHaveKilledTheGonks · 16/12/2021 22:36

What do we do? Will Father Christmas still come?

Pan2 · 16/12/2021 22:38

DeePANcrisPANdeven.

Again.🙄

TheEncapsulingManger · 16/12/2021 22:53

Usually TheEncouragingStranger

SantaClawsServiette · 16/12/2021 23:08

Previously LobsterNapkin.

starfishofbethlehem · 17/12/2021 02:44

Previously Starfishmummy

wannabebetterwatchout · 17/12/2021 04:26

Formerly wannabebetter

FleeceNavidadFromTheSheep · 17/12/2021 07:34

Seasons greetings from ShaunaTheSheep

MrsMigginsEggNogShoppe · 17/12/2021 08:37

Usually MrsMigginsCoffeeShoppe. Not sure I really like Egg Nog that much though!

AllIWantforXmasIsYouGotThis · 17/12/2021 08:39

Lately I’ve been YouGotThisKeepGoing

JustUseTheDoorSanta · 17/12/2021 09:00

I've named mine after advice from my 3 year old in his dictated Santa letter "don't use the chimney Santa, just use the door". He also suggested that Santa take his boots off in the hall.

11GrumpsaGrumping · 17/12/2021 09:05

Grumpasaurus

Badabingbadatinselbum · 17/12/2021 10:19

@Badabingbadabum

Usually badabingbadabum. Added some tinsel.
Right, let's try again! Normally badabingbadabum, I have now successfully got the tinsel to stay up! Grin
ArblemarzipanTFruitcake · 17/12/2021 11:37

@11GrumpsaGrumping

Grumpasaurus
I love this one!
MomOfCritters · 17/12/2021 11:52

I'm normally the MomOfCritters 😂🙈

TheLovelinessOfBaublyDemons · 17/12/2021 12:46

Normally TheLovelinessOfDemons.

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