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It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 14/12/2021 15:38

We don’t want a lot for Christmas…
There is just one thing we need,
We don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree,
We just want you to change your name,
Join in our jolly festive game,
Make our wish come truuueeeeeeeee….
All we want for Christmas is yooooooooooooooooouuuu (to change your name) baby!

Seasons greetings, festive frolickers and welcome to the 2021 Christmas name change competition! It’s time to go into the attic and dust off your Christmas names for the chance to win some tat prizes!

To enter: change your username to a festive play on your usual MN name. Post on this thread under your new name and let us know your old username. We’ll shortlist the best ones on 22nd December and put them to a MNHQ-wide vote on Christmas Eve, when we’ll announce the winner.

Good luck, everyone! Xmas Grin

It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!
OP posts:
RagzReturnedUnwrapped · 14/12/2021 19:46

Was RagzReturnsRebooted

Christmascakecakecheese · 14/12/2021 19:47

Cakecakecheese

Cookies4Claus · 14/12/2021 19:48

Usual name Coffee4Queen Xmas Smile

FrankiesCheeseTruckle · 14/12/2021 19:59

Formerly FrankiesKnuckle....

NigellaSeed · 14/12/2021 20:03

Omg brilliant

NigellaBangBangTurkey · 14/12/2021 20:08

Usually NigellaSeed. Xmas Grin

MandyMotherOfBrian · 14/12/2021 20:28

I haven’t changed, I think this is Christmassy enough considering I’m the Mother of the Messiah (so they tell me - I just think he’s a very naughty boy).

MarieChristmas · 14/12/2021 20:36

I'm a regular name changer but liked this one

carollingwhenpissed · 14/12/2021 20:41

ex: fishnships

LaMarzipan · 14/12/2021 20:42

LaMarschallin as was Xmas Smile

Christmasalwayshappenstome · 14/12/2021 21:09

I am usually whydoesitalwayshappentome.

Christmasmorning519 · 14/12/2021 21:24

Was Sunday morning 519 .

PeaceONoeuf · 14/12/2021 21:32

Usually Noeuf which I believe was an Easter name change from nerf ….

TwinkleTwinkleLittleStarFightr · 14/12/2021 22:03

I’m usually TheLastStarfighter Xmas Smile

TartanTinselledTrollop · 14/12/2021 22:19

Usually (at least very recently changed) TartanTrollop

specialmintapplecranberrysauce · 14/12/2021 22:32

specialsauce

WildMaryBerriesWithBrandyCream · 14/12/2021 22:51

Usually Wildheartsease (a real pansy ) and trying to be fun low carb for Christmas.

DoTheyKnowItsLemonJuice · 15/12/2021 00:07

LemonJuiceFromConcentrate signing in

JingleRattles · 15/12/2021 00:15

Ladyrattles ...wishing you all a lovely Christmas

Wellhungdonkey · 15/12/2021 00:27

Every stable needs one

JustATurkeySingeinIntheRange · 15/12/2021 00:40

SinginIntheRain is my usual name

This describes my disastrous cooking nicely. 🍳

marymotherofpfb · 15/12/2021 02:11

Usual name maryclare

thenewduchessoflapland · 15/12/2021 02:19

was the new duchess of Hastings

I think we'd all love to see the duke of Hastings in his sexy Santa outfit though

thenewduchessoflapland · 15/12/2021 02:22

@HollyTits

My usual name is thistletits
I would have personally gone for tinsel tits
TurkeyRoastvBubbleandSqueek · 15/12/2021 02:27

Merry Christmas Everyone 🎄

My usual name is
HeartsvBrains
or
HeartvBrain... I can"t remember!