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It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 14/12/2021 15:38

We don’t want a lot for Christmas…
There is just one thing we need,
We don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree,
We just want you to change your name,
Join in our jolly festive game,
Make our wish come truuueeeeeeeee….
All we want for Christmas is yooooooooooooooooouuuu (to change your name) baby!

Seasons greetings, festive frolickers and welcome to the 2021 Christmas name change competition! It’s time to go into the attic and dust off your Christmas names for the chance to win some tat prizes!

To enter: change your username to a festive play on your usual MN name. Post on this thread under your new name and let us know your old username. We’ll shortlist the best ones on 22nd December and put them to a MNHQ-wide vote on Christmas Eve, when we’ll announce the winner.

Good luck, everyone! Xmas Grin

It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!
OP posts:
monkeystockings · 15/12/2021 04:17

Monkeysox 🧦

Baubles2ndLights1st · 15/12/2021 05:06

I was previously Bubbles1st but let's face it you should always put lights on before baubles so could be that direct of a swap!

squiffygoup · 15/12/2021 07:05

Usually I am ifigoup, but I intend to drink Nigella’s poinsettia fizz from 9am on Christmas day.

Santapankitoo · 15/12/2021 07:10

Usually AnneKipankitoo.

There is an unofficial thread in Chat.

Special thanks to @SequinsandStiIettos

SmellyOldPartridgeinaPearTree · 15/12/2021 07:55

Previously SmellyOldOwls

MyPatronusIsASnowman · 15/12/2021 08:27

Usual name MyPatronusIsAPenguin although I guess I could have left it as that!

TheFestiveFeminist · 15/12/2021 09:54

This is my name change from TheFeistyFeminist, to demonstrate that I'm no killjoy! 🤣🤣🤣

AchingStevens · 15/12/2021 10:01

My usual name is "PeeAche"

... Merry Christmas

... Everyone!

SnowyFeetByMoonlightBlue · 15/12/2021 10:03

Just looked at mine again & tweaked it a bit so it fits both previous ncs (Sacreblue & BarefootByMoonlight)

I’ll have to have a completely new one one for 2022

vampirestockingfiller · 15/12/2021 12:18

My usual name is Vampirethriller.

blitzen · 15/12/2021 12:20

Not sure if I qualify for this one!

suckingonyulelogs · 15/12/2021 12:23

Swapping my chilli dogs for yule logs (usually suckingonchillidogs)

IWannaWishYouANutNutsChristmas · 15/12/2021 12:59

I'm PrincessNutNuts in non festive times. Smile

RaskolnikovsIgloo · 15/12/2021 13:04

Was RaskolnikovsGarret

WhatdramathisChristmas · 15/12/2021 13:07

There's always one.
I'm Timeforwinterclothes.

Santasunderstudy · 15/12/2021 13:19

Seasons greetings! I'm usually known by underpaidsnackbitch

DasherDotComet · 15/12/2021 14:10

Im normally DashDotCom
Smile

JenxnaNowWithTinsel · 15/12/2021 14:34

I am normally Jenxna Xmas Grin

Iwannascreammerrychristmas8 · 15/12/2021 14:43

Previously Iwannascream8… you can see what I did there!

BendicksBittermints4Breakfast · 15/12/2021 16:00

Roll on 7 30am for the next couple of weeks.

festivebitches · 15/12/2021 16:11

My old username was spookybitches. Got me from Halloween to Christmas now 😁

IWannaWishYouANutNutsChristmas · 15/12/2021 16:42

@BendicksBittermints4Breakfast

Roll on 7 30am for the next couple of weeks.
Did Bendicks do an advent calendar?! Smile
iklboodolphrednosedpaindear · 15/12/2021 16:43

Was iklboo - this reflects my knackered back.

JustLikeaJingleBell · 15/12/2021 17:17

I was justLikea Xmas Smile

LaChristmasBella · 15/12/2021 18:30

Usually LaBellaTrix, now with my Christmas jumper and Santa hat on, oh and a pair of those flashing earrings of Rudolph and his shiny nose.

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