Quote of the week...

[merrylissiemas]

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

Saggarmakersbottomknocker has just said, "You'll probably go through all poo types before you get just the right one." which surely a sentence that should never be said. Fair enough to trial-run pushchairs, breastpumps etc., but poos.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/138/578455?ts=1217591894994&msgid=11810492

Doh - from here at 11.38am.

I nominate KTNoo:

how about "go on, see if you can wee so much on my head that the whole room is full of wee and we have to swim out and what if we can't find the armbands in time?"

From here

Ooh ooh - it has to be chocolateteapot and the bath taps!! will go find...

here

By Ledodgy on Mon 04-Aug-08 20:53:56

Oh dear there really is no point bleaching your anus when in 8 months your fanjo will look like a car crash.

by OrmIrian on Thu 7 Aug

discussing whether her dcs were being unreasonable about going to bed. Dc couldn't sleep because 'rats were fighting'. I asked her if they were pet rats - yep, she said and conceded that 'If wild rats were having a crap on the bed I guess I'd let him move beds'.

she meant 'scrap' but the original made me lol

By sprogger on Wed 27-Aug-08 21:21:17
Sorry. I can't get over the awfulness of the Clarks website.

FGS it's an SHOP INTERFACE. That means people want to look at the SHOES, not at your bloody TRANSITIONS, Design Boy.

(grump)

Surely the classic quote this week was QuintessentialShadows'

OH MY GOD! THE MIDGETS ARE COMING! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE, AND THEY ARE GOING TO EAT US ALL UP!!!!!

on this here thread

Can I nominate one for next week? By Boco, on how her DP preserved their DD's umbilical cord for all eternity:

dds umbilical cord is preserved for all time. It was pickled by the person in charge of the elephant mans bones. It's vile. Dp had it done because he's a weirdo, he was thrilled with it and put it on the mantelpiece for all to see. I have to keep hiding it as it makes people edge out of the door and not come back.
So he did it for a , well, I say present but really, I would have been happier with some bath salts or a nice candle.

this thread

Swedes discussing the phenomenon of "helicopter parenting":

When these perpetual teens become mothers themselves do you think they will get their mothers to Mumsnet for them?

On this thread.

It's that time again......nominations for this weeks newsletter please

Did you see I offered you a punnet of freshly picked blueberries?

I must've missed that one - sorry
Loved your quote last week though

Oh, I was just trying out a little bribe...

That thread, worthy of a place in Classics.... Blueberries?

Boco's pickled umbilical cord on the toothfairy thread.

(I mentioned it earlier Catherine...)

'dds umbilical cord is preserved for all time. It was pickled by the person in charge of the elephant mans bones.'

QS it is actually - I'll get the duty person to move it over today

Thanks Gingerbear!

Try this one:

CaptainUnderpants in a gay bamboo pants quandry

"What I wish to ask is are there dads out there who also ask why should gay guys have all the best pants? Are there partners of dads who wish their guy would wear more interesting pants? Or is it all just a bit too gay for dads? "

"I respect him deeply for keeping his lips zipped on where he sticks his dick. "

SmugColditz re Cliff Richard & his "companion"

Sorry this might help

Hello all, it's that time of the week again (well, almost!). Nominations for QOTW please

And thanks to all those who have already posted.