AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

[YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

Dog pssst tell them it's 'A quid to get rid' (branding innit)

STAY DOWN

You have reaped what Thrustine has not sown Dangly.

Dangly this is so upsetting!!! What will become of you??

I’ll start the collection with this £20 I found down the back of the sofa.

Dangly, you could try smiting Thrustine if it would make you feel better?

Mmmmfffff

Oh Dangly I'm so sad for myself about your impending death. Well, that's one less Christmas card for me and my sister will win again.

Could you write it early

Thigh you must post you sad plight on social media, cards will flock in.

With all the floods, can we give Dangly a viking burial? Is anybody any good at archery?

DANGLY STEP AWAY FROM THE LIGHT

Please, please DT you're the only person who pretends to tolerate me in a convincing fashion, think of what it'll mean to my bare mantelpiece if you die.

I literally cannot believe this is happening to me!

Oh Lido how you mock me. You know i was born in the Summer of Love ❤ and social media is as mysterious to me as uber.

Wait... her heart is... thrusting

thigh isn’t that what your offspring are for?

Oh Joy! She lives! But ideally we need to capture Thrustine, remove her heart, replace it with a cat cock, put Thrustine's heart 🖤 in Dangly's chest cavity and sew them up before anyone notices.

None of us understand uber or SM. We've got WhatsApp though! And Netflix too!

I’m happy with the wireless myself.

You’ve got Shank’s pony now too.

'please give generously, a quid to get rid ...'

Yes, who knew? That and the donkey i purchased sole custody of. For £36.

If that donkey is still up for adoption I've been swindled.

Oh DT this card is shit 💩 it's got effluvia on it! How am I supposed to show this to my sister? I've just sewn a perfectly good cat cock into your chest!

I love ❤ you Dangly let's go home immediately.

Wait ... what?? I woke up! I feel great! I feel almost as if Thrustine's heart is beating within me??

I feel like dispensing PRIZES!!

I feel like the prizes will be of real value and will reflect actual MN input sooo should include a Kia and an Island!

Also now some fabulous archway fishtanks and divers to clean them out weekly!!

A lovely sparkly Xmas tree card for *Thigh's sister (with bomb enclosed in the push button trigger Rudolph rednose switch!)

Oh but now I'm so faint again, but glad this new gear is coming our way innit?