AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

[YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

Excellent! Just finalising the shortlist now.

Ooh they all look lovely Dog, do you think they are sending me the deeds for one directly or will they send us the money to make our own purchase?

How exciting. I’ll let the RFFs know. Do you mind if we paint our annexe in Suffragette colours?

The annexe is all yours Empress, you will have free reign in decor! I expect that MNHQ realise we need to factor all of these improvements into the budget too!

Oh thank goodness Dangles a reason to stay alive, at last!

The annexe is all yours Empress, you will have free reign in decor! I expect that MNHQ realise we need to factor all of these improvements into the budget too!

Well? Well?

I do hop the enormous truck doesn't have access problems. Maybe they will lower it in with a helicopter.

@YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet

WHERE'S DANGLY'S PRIZE!?!?

Where do these MNHQ people live? Where's their office?

I've waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited.

Kentish Town

Oh

WAAAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAH

WAAAAH WAIL SOB WAAAAAAAAAAH

Nothing DT?

No!

I'm very sorry to inform you that Dangly is very desperately unwell due to not having received her prize. I'm nursing her through this but even with all my powers and skillz it's critical.

Light a candle please.

Are you sure there’s no way Esben or AJ could have intercepted it?

Nope, nothing. There have been interrogations and everything. None of us will ever recover from this.

It's literally days since promises were made. Dangly will never be whole again, like when we first met.

Come on everyone, just a pound to save poor, disappointed Dangly.
(I will give my time in this cheerleading role, which i think is more valuable than a mere pound, that others can give).