AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

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Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

The art should also represent the promised riches. Any news on those?

Reginald do a art of Dangly holding the massive cheque she won.

Or Thrustine handing it over.

Just tried to look at the Highland on my home computer ...all gobbledygook. Has Dangly put a spell on it ?
Any word of what the prize tat- is ?

THighland ! Autocorrect.

@AnneKpanki that's so weird! I also haven't been able to get into Thighland from my computer since about 5 pm and I live there!!

I can still get on from my phone though!

Oh try again now Anne, I just got back in there!

Where's our present that Dangly belongs to? We want the stuff, we won't wait. Where shall we come to collect it?

And don't bother with your stinky Ferrero Rocher - that's just dishonesty wrapped in foil. What are the contents of our prize, write a list. In priority order. Can I have a new bra? Can I have a kitchen ceiling? Or some chips or fags? Fuck off with your chocolate.

Gaslighting.

Coercive control.

WHERE'S THE STASH?

Give Dangly wine, she's on a diet. Sorry Dangly but you've got to sort your arse out.

I want DIET WINE !!

glass actual size

DT do you think you'll have lost enough to fit in your seat at the panto?

Oh! Thanks but, I was hoping for a normal (pint) size glass of wine that will make my arse smaller at the same time as drinking it?

TL no I think I'll need to pay for two seats!

When we get our island money I will buy the whole theatre!

Will you be able to steer the overspill to one side, or would three seats be safer?

Hmm maybe two and an Aisle seat with a camping stool tagged on at the end to prop up the overspill.

Thrifty thinking. Just as well given the MN seem to have lost your cheque. Better pack you own snacks.

Yes and they know we need to but an island!!

I shall bring some hard boiled eggs in (low carb snax innit) and a hip flask of wine ( Womble still lost weight having wine all the time! )

Everyone loves an egg-eater next to them at the theatre.

I'll be the Belle of the ball !

Are you going to have wine in wine? Do we have to see Hamilton due to your arse? I don't know how much the tickets are.

Are fat arsers only allowed to see Hamilton because I just don't think I'm interested.