I'd like a Kenneth topic

[HoneyDragon]

For those people who's lives have been touched in some way by a Kenneth.

And those that feel their Kennethless lives lack something and want support in getting to a Kenneth.

It would be nice to have a space to escape the madness to discuss the many factions of Kenneth's.

When will this be ready HQ?

I know it's Billy Colony in the picture, but it's a sketch with the both of them in.

My first kiss was with a Kenneth. We banged our teeth together and I was put off snogging for sometime.

I work with a Kenneth - he is a prize twat. He signs all his emails

Kenneth [middle initial] [surname]

...in the style of Captain James T. Kirk.

I've known 3 Kenneths in my life. No, not like that. Well, just the one.

But anyway, 2/3 of the Kenneths I have known have been Swedish.

Here is the official topic dance:

Oh course trans Kenneths are welcome. The thread will support all Kenneths, even if the weren't borm a Kenneth.

I'm related to a Kenneth. ::preens::

Kenny Dalglish - he's a good Kenneth.

My Dad is a Kenneth

What's the frequency?

I have never met a Kenneth

But I had a Ken doll to go with my Barbie when I was 7. Does that count?

Oh yes.

At Uni we had a landlord called Kenneth. He is the only person I've ever heard use the word 'dinette'.

Ken doll definitely has Kenneth on his birth certificate.

My life has been touched by a Kenneth. He appears everywhere. I'll go from not seeing him for months and then he'll be in the mall, at the same gig, sat next to DH on a long haul flight to a random destination, refereeing a football match my colleagues are playing.

He's pretty cool.

I support the need for a Kenneth topic wholeheartedly

I have never known a Kenneth - but my first kiss was with a boy called Kevin - that's close enough, isn't it? Still 11th letter of alphabet

I would feel excluded by such a topic. I don't mean to be Kennethist but I don't know any.

No, Kevins will definitely need their own topic.

Thanks, Honey.

Sparkling, perhaps you could adopt one of the Kenneths on this thread?

The point of the topic is to include those who haven't met a Kenneth. Not knowing Kenneths is valid enough for the Kenneth topic.

I like the sound of that Empress, then I could join in.

Now a Kevin topic you say.....

Oh yes, sorry. We can support Sparkling in getting a Kenneth.

I know someone who really, really, really looks like he should be called Kenneth. But he's called Phillip.

Does that count. He's clearly a Kenneth. Perhaps he was adopted and doesn't know.

I could have a baby and call it Kenneth.