Please can we have a Scottish MN section - Mawsnet, mebbe?

[StayingSamVimesGirl]

Following on from discussion on another thread - could we have a Scottish section, please?

The local information is good, but it is too local to apply to the whole of Scotland, if you see what I mean.

My furry boots are 3 year old Kensingtons (huff) and are indestructable.
Come the apocalypse, all that will be left are my boots, lizards and Little Tykes toys. True fact

I just took that to mean that they can see it might be popular, but no decision was actually made

I'm still not speaking the Mr Chen, but he did survive last night (just)

I have managed to send dh off fishing while I spend quality time with ds in Jammie's, eating his Easter eggs, watching real housewives

It is so true. Future generations of aliens will land on Earth and will find nothing but lizards wearing furry boots, living in plastic houses

I was watching walking with dinosaurs. DD had an exam this morning which I had to take her to, then collect so I've been to the supermarket for lounging supplies.
Both the DC are in bed, don't expect to see DS till tea time.
I have an Easter Egg Mr S bought me last night before Stranglersgate and the chances of it lasting till Sunday are slim.

And mr Chen buried under them.....

Oh yes

I am at work. Boo. Husband and children at home. Might go for a wander at lunchtime but it is cold, dull and grey here.

I am still in bed...lazy arsed me

Oldest boy has just made me another coffee, I'm watching judge judy marathon on CBS. I suppose I should parent today at some point

I love Judge Judy and if I didn't have to get up today, I'd still be in bed too. I love a duvet day. In fact, now I have completed my chores I might just head upstairs to watch TV for a bit...

If you have your children bringing you coffee to you in bed (and they've made it to your taste) surely your parenting work is done?

judge Judy is the richest tv personality in America apparently she is worth zillions I do like her i love her that's bull shit face

OOAOML, very true, my work here is done and judge judy is on aaaaaaaaalllllllllll day.

I ain't moving...and as a plus, I could take this time to allow my oldest to show how responsible he is by making tonight's tea

"Beauty fades but dumb is forever"
Love her, she's worth every penny.

She is bloody brilliant! I think I actually luffs her...she has this look, so withering, that I try to shoehorn in my daily life. I have yet to master it, so far I just look like I'm having a stroke and my DP keeps asking me if I'm alright and do I smell toast while his finger hovers over 999

Judge Judy is my hero - "you are a div" to the thieving bastard from earlier this morning

DH is a fan too. Every night before he makes dinner he had to have a JJ CBS fix.
He is obviously attracted to nippy wee wimmen with withering stares and a quick comeback...

Hahahahaha!! You? A nippy wee woman? Surely not

You see, I like to think of myself as calm ànd kindly with vibes of fun, but my lovely mate once said "Katie, I love you but would really, really hate to be on the wrong side of you".
I was all
Turns out I have a bit of an edge (according to DD, DH, MIL and everyone I canvassed). Just goes to show how powerful denial is?
Still, it works for JJ

Imagine being paid JJ's wages to be that nippy - hell, I'd happily dispense withering judgements before passing sentence for free

If I were that rich, I'd be impossible.
Good job I'm not

Ohhhh must have a wee go of watching Her

Well, it's 21 degrees here - I have no idea what you are all on about
Otoh, my toe nails are not painted and my legs need a shave...

And I've never watched JJ.

Can I still stay and play? Please? I can be withering?

Aye but are you a nippy sweetie?????