Please can we have a Scottish MN section - Mawsnet, mebbe?

[StayingSamVimesGirl]

Following on from discussion on another thread - could we have a Scottish section, please?

The local information is good, but it is too local to apply to the whole of Scotland, if you see what I mean.

Love clarty hoor

I quite fancy the idea of being a bidey-in hoor - much more thrilling than being a wife

Clarty hoor

Haven't heard 'clarty' for a long time!

I was in a shop recently, and the guy had to phone call centre in England to ask if they had a part. 'Hav' yis goad [part]', he asked. English person naturally didn't understand.

'HAV' YIS GOAD [part]', he shouted. I had to turn away to stop him seeing me laughing!

Momagain
your poor wee Grannie! She'll really feel the cold, coming from Florida!

I have a wee granny. She's 97.
However she is easily the scariest woman I have ever met. She could reduce you to tears with "how mawkit are yer weans?" with accompanying side-eye and humphy pus. She once beat up a bloke with nothing but a walking stick.

Yes, she will feel it keenly. I've toughened up since my first winter though, so the very highest tog duvet is available for her use. Think I'd best get another hot water bottle.

I slept in my thermals with my electric blanket on last night

Oh gawd Katie your granny sounds terrifying

I was warm in bed last night think my lady flushes are the same as thermals

Never cast a clout until May is oot

It's true Chris - we have a few nice days in March and I go all continental. I should have learnt my lesson by now.

Went out for lunch at work, it's snowing. The sun was splitting the skies this morning and I look a complete erse in my lightweight clothes.

I am looking out of the window at the snow and shivering in my cardigan.

Where are you, Katie? DD swears it's snowing in Edinburgh but she's 3.

Nevermind. I see snow now. What the hell, weather?

Yup, flurry of snow in Edinburgh. Grey skies. Welcome to spring.

Blowin a hoolie here.
Just ventured out and got slapped in face with hailstones. Biggish too.
Ruddy stung.
Looking at selection of 'Spring' items and Easter choc gathered from shops yesterday by 'Easter bunny' (about to be hidden in kitchen cupboard).
Might just eat the lot (to keep me warm, of course).
Lovely...

Somebody keeps eating the creme eggs I buy. Somebody.

Momagain, you need to hide them at the back of the press.

We had huge gusts of wind, rain, hail, sleet, snow and sunshine today. Welcome to Spring!

I'm in Fife Grouchy, one part for work another for home IYSWIM?

My sister is in USA. She's had to explain 'hurricane bawbag' and what a fanny really is

Just had another wee look at my local boards, jeezo, its awful how quiet they are. No chance of any mumsnet meetups through them.

I like the idea of meeting up with local MNetters...but I'd be mortified if I knew anyone in 'RL'. I'd also worry that I came across someone who I'd offended on one of the Boards at some point . I prefer anonymity tbh.

Och nae body would hold a grudge i did a net mum's meet once wasn't great tbh woman i had on my Facebook for a while then she deleted me

I've been to a couple of meet-ups and they were great fun

However, I only know a very select few MNers well enough to actually remember what their RL AND NNs are .
I am not too bothered about my anonymity as I try not to post anything that I would not say out loud but I never say 'cunt' in RL