Please accept Morningpaper's official apology

[morningpaper]

I would like to state the following:

I apologise profusely to:

• ;
• her followers, friends, family, legal team;
• the listeners of the Jeremy Vine Show;
• the viewers of Channel 4, Channel 5, BBC 1 and ITV News;
• the readers of the Independent, the Telegraph, the Guardian, the Daily Mail (maybe), the Gulf Times, the Metro and the Evening Standard;
• all new mothers

for suggesting that she/they strap their babies to weapons of mass destruction or are involved in any way with the situation in Israel/Lebanon. I have read her book many times and can confirm that this IS NOT suggested as part of

MP do you think this has gone to your head? xx

How many apologies is that now morningpaper???

about 5 I think

14 children?

mp: do you still have the apology that ends with 'if you are thinking of using a baby as a WMD, please speak to your Health visitor first'. or words to that effect.

please repost it here. i wanna save it on my pc for posterity.

Yes that was Version 3 of my apology

I'm trying to refine it

MP - I told my mum your quote and she's not known for laughing atm, and she PHSL too. We understand it was a joke. I'm sure all MN regulars know you meant to harm.

oooh sorry just read your op properly

pmsl oh i really hope everyone publishes your apology!!!!

It was brilliant mp I think justine should read out the original apology letter on the interviews. People would understand the humour then and see this as the farce that it is.

I think there is only 1-2 people in the world who would not take that as a joke. I nearly wet myself hearing that in the car as did DP and I was dying to know who it had come from

Here is Version 3 apology:

I apologise profusely to and her followers for suggesting that she/they strap their babies to weapons of mass destruction or are involved in any way with the situation in Israel/Lebanon. I have read her book many times and can confirm that this IS NOT suggested as part of

PMSL morningpaper. I gather you're a star now and you thouroughly deserve it. I'm so pissed off to have missed all this coverage. I've been camping for four days with a news blackout. Will there be any more coverage on the news today? Bearing in mind I only have the old fashioned five channel set up?

taa. off to do some ahem work.

My house is a mess and my children are in their pyjamas

But I HAVE read all the papers

you must email it to radio 2 it will make them larf

yes, I am sorry too though not as amusingly sorry as MP natch
[contrite]

send it to the daily mail i bet it makes the front page! well, maybe.....

mean it that you send it though!

Yes definately send it!

Yes send the op to all the papers/shows which quoted you. You're so funny.....

taht is brilliant. Love the bit about contacting your hv! Should be quote of the week!

It would actually put your original comment into perspective - I think it would really be a good idea to distribute it!

pmsl

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