Feels like still on way home from work and I've just wandered into the Subway store at station, and just heard the person in front of me just asking for an "extra long irony sub with extra irony trimmings please"
'Separate Private Schools board please'
Ok Miss, huge entitlement dollop for that demand coming right up, although are you sure you wouldn't like to adjust that order a little bit though, like most of the other customer's requests are?
'I hate chillis as they are divisive and raise temperatures, so make sure you smother it with that too.'
Ok Miss, extra large dollop of very strange way of thinking coming right up too then.
'I care about every single topping just as equally but I'm telling you now, if it's one of my own on your sub, you should shit yourself'
Erm, ok Miss, just so I know (as that sounds pretty scary tbh Miss), which branch do you work at?
'Like I'd tell YOU? And it's Mrs Bright to you BTW'
I'm too scared to answer the irony in that one Miss, I mean Mrs, Bright as otherwise it might be me getting sacked from here.
'Good, as you've got no right to a view different to mine anyway never mind anything like an actual discussion. And no, I dont need want chips with that'