Did you ban John Hemming (the MP) for outing me ?

[CarpeVinum]

Cos he isn't on The Thread.

And I'd like to know why.

I am immaginging that the party whip we've been phoning, emailing and twittering has tied him up and run off with his keyboard.

Can I hang on to that fantasy, or did you ban him ?

It's not the end of the world to me that he posted my twitter account, knowing it was me and knowing it was my real name. But I will quickly drum up some minding if required to purge MN of his presence.

IJ probably enjoying the famed libertarian attitude towards CP in France...

Surely there is a cousin there for him to marry?

Spero if you want magic to happen ypu have to go really wild.

Make a spread shit of your Cloony dates and apitt snogs,bwith random columns.

Be sure to email it to WANKERS to give proper offical authoritydom.

That should do the trick.

What is he doing in France btw?

Staying there rather than eyeing up Italy I hope.

Hello everyone

I've been avoiding the JH saga for a while, but whaddya know, it sucks me back in

Hester is very much around, but she name changed quite a while back

So Spero what do you and Clooney talk about then?

Lilka

It's the JH TwitterStorm now

Probably.

I think this counts.

Maybe TwitterStiffBreeze

Better than the TwitterWeakFart that we had earlier anyway.

I help him out of his human suit and we make sweet lizard love in between compiling spreadsheets of adoptable children in nearby towns.

mmmm....sweet lizard love....

No to lizard porn !

I've been tweeting but not following anyone by here I don't think?

Hey, Lilka, fancy meeting you here

read and weep

oadcb

If you PM me your twitter thing I'll follow you.

Well I have to confess that doe eyed, much younger Goth guitarist Franz Anthony sounds much more enticing than Clooney, even in all his scaly glory.

Have ordered several copies.

I must say, what with all this twittering and loving lizards, its a wonder how I will fit in snatching babies court appearances.

George Clooney is no lizard !

Hi, Lilka, I've repeatedly loved your honest, but supportive posts on the adoption board where I sometimes lurk

You'll be casting aspersions on the jaunty angle of my tin foil hat next Dingbat.

You can have your guitarist, Spero, tsk. who?

x-post

Do you have tinfoil inside your window panes too?

I saw him first, Spero...

Blogger Stats steadily climbing still.

Do twitters never sleep ?

I have to go to bed soon.

Nealy 1am here,

I just found a curly wurly in my bedside drawer, so there are benefits to tidying up after all.

So I will bid you all good night and i hope the Twitter storm grows to epic proportions by the am.

woo hooo!

Hear, hear!

Night, all.

I was entertained by the idea of 'Love and Lizards' almost enough to download a free sample to my Kindle. Almost.

I've seen Hester! She's doing well and loving your work on this thread

Right I think I am off.

xxx

Pmd you,

What's our hash tag?